Wednesdaaaaaaaaay morning

DJ said:
Day drink
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GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
nappyvalley said:
Tinder is like 95% spam accounts and Insta chicks pushing their Onlyfans these days. But yeah lots of vagine to be had on Bumble and Hinge if some effort is put in
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I read in blog 95% of ashleymadison users were male and most of females were bots
 
Guy Incognito said:
We're talking about right meow, under current circumstances, given that @stakesarehigh's buddy went and plowed old fields despite his (maybe) current marital status.
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I flat asked him this morning where his head was at. He has no idea. If I was to lay money I'd say he stays married even though this whole thing inevitably blows up in his face.
 
nappyvalley said:
Tinder is like 95% spam accounts and Insta chicks pushing their Onlyfans these days. But yeah lots of vagine to be had on Bumble and Hinge if some effort is put in
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Hinge?

Kids these days
 
nappyvalley said:
Tinder is like 95% spam accounts and Insta chicks pushing their Onlyfans these days. But yeah lots of vagine to be had on Bumble and Hinge if some effort is put in
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Oh shit, I never even thought of this.

OF wasn't even a thing was I was farming on the apps.

Mebbe @redseat has a point afterall.

I thought he just had no game or salami to sling.
 
took murray for walk yesterday, neighbor kid came over who was ~5

both murray and kid were nervous, but was cute

then kid runs off

"I hate dogs"
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Oh shit, I never even thought of this.

OF wasn't even a thing was I was farming on the apps.

Mebbe @redseat has a point afterall.

I thought he just had no game or salami to sling.
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Always something to ruin the fun. If getting a bunch of free meals isn't enough they just want fans and clicks without having to actually show up. Jokes on them though...they have to buy their own food.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Always something to ruin the fun. If getting a bunch of free meals isn't enough they just want fans and clicks without having to actually show up. Jokes on them though...they have to buy their own food.
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idk back in my tinder dayz it was p easy to get free food and stuff.


these people made fun of me for having broads buy me pizza and hockey tickets in exchange for a slay
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
idk back in my tinder dayz it was p easy to get free food and stuff.


these people made fun of me for having broads buy me pizza and hockey tickets in exchange for a slay
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No, we made fun of you for giving @ill shit about being single and using dating apps, and then using dating apps when you became single.

#adultlife
 
Guy Incognito said:
No, we made fun of you for giving @ill shit about being single and using dating apps, and then using dating apps when you became single.

#adultlife
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...dofuckingwhat? I was using dating sites back when I was in fucking college for summer slays.
 
PnkPanther said:
I read in blog 95% of ashleymadison users were male and most of females were bots
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I would imagine so haha. I think I remember seeing articles about that. You'd have to buy tokens to message chicks back, but there were a bunch of bots that would send dudes a message to get him to spend a token replying, and then poof! ghost
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Oh shit, I never even thought of this.

OF wasn't even a thing was I was farming on the apps.

Mebbe @redseat has a point afterall.

I thought he just had no game or salami to sling.
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yep, they'll match and just message you their Onlyfans link or their premium snapchat or wtfever
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
...dofuckingwhat? I was using dating sites back when I was in fucking college for summer slays.
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Yes. When ill was doing it, you were all like "I'm a grown up, I don't need to get on them apps."

Then, you went back to the well once you were single.

#adultlife
 
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