Huskers1217 has to be a preacher or undertaker to get away with all the time not only on Twitter, Instagram, Nebraska sites 1 through x, but also on here.
There is no other explanation.
There is no other explanation.
tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.
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Remember When....
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean....
And ram was the cousin of a goat.....
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was your middle finger upright
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2' floppy
You hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean....
And ram was the cousin of a goat.....
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was your middle finger upright
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2' floppy
You hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead
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There's no way that boy found Jesus.
Drop the tanning bed appointment. Get SPF1000 and stay out of the sun as much as you can.
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GFY.
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sorry - posted that before i could politely edit it...
KGFY.
I don't like being pasty. I need a base tan before sitting in the real sun. I'll be using the tanning oil that smells like coconuts. It has an SPF of 15 or something. Mmmm! Sizzle!
KGFY.
I don't like being pasty. I need a base tan before sitting in the real sun. I'll be using the tanning oil that smells like coconuts. It has an SPF of 15 or something. Mmmm! Sizzle!
That's the sound of your skin cells dying. SPF15 is nothing. Get the highest SPF you can.
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you would be surprised that I do in fact teach Sunday School and am very active in my Southern Baptist Church.
I dated a white woman who loved lying in the sun. A few years later when I saw her, her skin looked like leather.
You white people need to stay covered up while out in the sun.
You white people need to stay covered up while out in the sun.
I KNEW it!!! He's a holy man. Probably trolling social media to make up stories for the sermon. On Sunday, he gets PAID!!!
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If you were a real messican you wouldn't need a base layer.
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I use 50 on my face. Happy now?
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You take it up with my mama, okay?! Shit!
What do you know about tans, anyway? You do that spray tan in your bathroom? You look like you spread diarrhea all over yourself.
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Shhhhheeeet.....I just roll with the pastyness.
Stay out of the sun most of the time....SPF 100 when I don't.
Basically anything over 50 is more expensive and doesn't really protect you any more than 50.
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Anything over 50 is a lie. Also, I'm very suspect of SPF lotions and self-tanners anyway. How the fuck is LOTION supposed to protect you from THE SUN?! There has to be some terrible chemicals in that shit. I believe in SPF the way I believe in a god ...I do it occasionally, just in case it works.Shhhhheeeet.....I just roll with the pastyness.
Stay out of the sun most of the time....SPF 100 when I don't.
Yeah, that's what I've heard, too. I use the Baby Coppertone crap on my face, hoping that it's less harsh than an adult version, but I ain't a scientist, so who the hell knows. Probably giving myself alzheimers or something.
Or when thong was something you wore on your foot
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