tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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trojanfan12 said:
If I do post with a lisp, does that make me the Mike Tyson of posters?
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That or something vastly different.
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moxie said:
I was hoping to find some of those stickers you can put on while you're tanning so I could see the difference, but then I forgot. I think I've gone 4 times this month and there's a good difference in color already. Hopefully I can go 4 more times before I leave.
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moxie said:
@steelerssb !! I almost got to go full Karen!!
At the butcher counter, wanting to get a pound of skrimps and there's nobody around, so I ring the little bell. Some goon comes sauntering over (on my side of the counter, not his) and just kinda stands there for a second and then says, "Hi." and i give him a once over, notice he's got a worker badge on and so I say, "Hi. Can you help me here?" and he says, "Yeah, what do you need?" So I say, "I want a pound of these ones, right here" and point to the shrimp I want... previously frozen, 16-24's, I think. Then he says, "there's some over here..." and I start following him to those big rectangular coolers that have the rock hard cornish game hens, partially defrosted beef ribs and bags of frozen shrimp. And I'm like, "Oh, no thanks... I don't like those. I want the other ones." as I start to walk back to the counter. And he says, "Why? They're the same thing." And I say, "No thanks, they're frozen solid, the others are already defrosting" Him, "They're the same. You just need to run them under water." Me, "Nah. I don't want to do that. It takes too long, I want to use them right away". Him, "If you just put them under running water, it's the same th-" Me, interrupting, "So you just don't want to get the other ones for me? Is that what you're telling me?"

Man, I don't even think it was gonna be Karen that came out, I think it was gonna be Lupe.

He may have clued in by then and probably wasn't sure how this would end. I was dressed like a homeless person that gets their shit at the good Goodwill, and my tan definitely looks fake, plus a mask, so I think he erred on the side of caution, but not before trying me one more time, "Well, those ones are a lot cheaper. I was just trying to save you some money." Me: And those are what? 3lb bags? I don't need that many. I just need a pound of THESE ones, but thank you very much for offering." Him, "yeah, okay - so you you only need a pound?"

YES, FUCKO!! THAT'S WHAT I SAID THE FIRST FUCKING TIME!!

Motherfucker.
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That was very shellfish on his part...
 
moxie said:
I wanted to Hi-yaa him right in his ass! Like- wtf, dude? Just gimme the goddamn shrimp I want, it's your fucking job! Oh, and then he was like, an ounce over or something and was like, "Did you want me to remove one so it's not over a pound?"

MOTHERFUCKER!!! I should have been all, "Yes, just make sure you exchange it for one that gets it to exactly 1lb, not including the tare weight."
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Next time, tell him to bite one shrimp in half with his teeth.

I'll bet this was at Kroger.
 
trojanfan12 said:
lol

My Dad used to say that all the time. Can't remember what it meant though.
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lol! It's just like, "Oh, dang!" Also a fan of "Hijole, chingao!" Kinda the same thing...my grandparents use it and it makes me laugh so I'm trying to use it more :laugh:
 
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moxie said:
lol! It's just like, "Oh, dang!" Also a fan of "Hijole, chingao!" Kinda the same thing...my grandparents use it and it makes me laugh so I'm trying to use it more :laugh:
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I used to say it a good bit too because I heard my Dad said it all the time. After he passed, I stopped using it. Think I might need to start using it again.
 
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moxie said:
@steelerssb !! I almost got to go full Karen!!
At the butcher counter, wanting to get a pound of skrimps and there's nobody around, so I ring the little bell. Some goon comes sauntering over (on my side of the counter, not his) and just kinda stands there for a second and then says, "Hi." and i give him a once over, notice he's got a worker badge on and so I say, "Hi. Can you help me here?" and he says, "Yeah, what do you need?" So I say, "I want a pound of these ones, right here" and point to the shrimp I want... previously frozen, 16-24's, I think. Then he says, "there's some over here..." and I start following him to those big rectangular coolers that have the rock hard cornish game hens, partially defrosted beef ribs and bags of frozen shrimp. And I'm like, "Oh, no thanks... I don't like those. I want the other ones." as I start to walk back to the counter. And he says, "Why? They're the same thing." And I say, "No thanks, they're frozen solid, the others are already defrosting" Him, "They're the same. You just need to run them under water." Me, "Nah. I don't want to do that. It takes too long, I want to use them right away". Him, "If you just put them under running water, it's the same th-" Me, interrupting, "So you just don't want to get the other ones for me? Is that what you're telling me?"

Man, I don't even think it was gonna be Karen that came out, I think it was gonna be Lupe.

He may have clued in by then and probably wasn't sure how this would end. I was dressed like a homeless person that gets their shit at the good Goodwill, and my tan definitely looks fake, plus a mask, so I think he erred on the side of caution, but not before trying me one more time, "Well, those ones are a lot cheaper. I was just trying to save you some money." Me: And those are what? 3lb bags? I don't need that many. I just need a pound of THESE ones, but thank you very much for offering." Him, "yeah, okay - so you you only need a pound?"

YES, FUCKO!! THAT'S WHAT I SAID THE FIRST FUCKING TIME!!

Motherfucker.
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I think he found you shrimply irresistable...
 
BTW - my shrimp & crab buccatini alfredo was delicious. Prolly because i didn't use those stupid ass skrimps he wanted to foist on me.

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MOTHERFUCKER.
 
trojanfan12 said:
I used to say it a good bit too because I heard my Dad say it all the time. After he passed, I stopped using it. Think I might need to start using it again.
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I remember getting in trouble when I was little for saying it, but it's not really a "bad" word. Just slangy. My grams probably just wanted an excuse to swat me :noidea:
 
moxie said:
Aye, chingao! I'll be in Nassau this time, next week! I have so much stuff to do still!! WHERE'S THAT FUCKING INTERN?!
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1. A variation of the Mexican Spanish word "chingado", the past participle of the verb chingar, meaning to rape, violate, or fuck. Literally, chingao means fucked up.
 
moxie said:
I remember getting in trouble when I was little for saying it, but it's not really a "bad" word. Just slangy. My grams probably just wanted an excuse to swat me :noidea:
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huskers1217 said:
1. A variation of the Mexican Spanish word "chingado", the past participle of the verb chingar, meaning to rape, violate, or fuck. Literally, chingao means fucked up.
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This tells me why granny whacked the little diva. Its like she said, Aww, Fuck!
 
huskers1217 said:
1. A variation of the Mexican Spanish word "chingado", the past participle of the verb chingar, meaning to rape, violate, or fuck. Literally, chingao means fucked up.
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Aye, chingao pendejo!

What honky dictionary did you pull that from?
 
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