tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
Might work out in my favor though... I won't have any (or very little) overtime this week and next, so I may not get pushed to the next tax level.

Probably not. Probably put me $1 above the limit and I'll be butt raped with taxes, as usual. :sigh:
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Stupidity Are You Stupid GIF
 
moxie said:
Might work out in my favor though... I won't have any (or very little) overtime this week and next, so I may not get pushed to the next tax level.

Probably not. Probably put me $1 above the limit and I'll be butt raped with taxes, as usual. :sigh:
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That’s not how taxes work.
 
williewilliejuan said:
That’s not how taxes work.
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I'm in California... I'm getting taxed for something!!

Actually, I don't know how they work, and that's part of the problem. But whenever I fuck up like this and they lump two pay periods together, the percentage they deduct always computes to a higher number than when it's just a regular two week period.
 
moxie said:
Ugh! Why didn't you remind me of this earlier?! I forgot to do my timecard again. Won't get paid this week :sigh:
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Geez, woman. File it now and go enjoy yourself.

When you come back, put reminders in your phone and laptop.
 
moxie said:
I'm not gonna have any money on Friday :pout:
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Tell your credit card cos. you'll be out of the country or you won't have any money in the Bahamas. either.

I keep having to pick up after you. You remind me of a wife and that's not good.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Tell your credit card cos. you'll be out of the country or you won't have any money in the Bahamas. either.

I keep having to pick up after you. You remind me of a wife and that's not good.
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Just be my intern... all of the hassle, none of the perks :dance:
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Tell your credit card cos. you'll be out of the country or you won't have any money in the Bahamas. either.

I keep having to pick up after you. You remind me of a wife and that's not good.
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Flashback - Dole ex-wife to Dole: "Help me do this"

Dole: " It won't work, you have not thought this through."

Ex-wife: "If you loved me and were a real husband, you would help me!!!"

Dole: (thinking bullshit manipulation): "OK"

4 hours later:

Ex-wife: "We can't do this. It's your fault!!!!"

Dole: "Shut up."
 
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