Twisted Tea Tuesdays

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Married guys don't get to nap. Work on your list.

<With office intercom inadvertently on>

Slinky: I need a cup of coffee and a blowjob.

<secretary #1 runs for Slinky's office to turn off the intercom>

Secretary #2: Don't forget the coffee!

 

[Guy Incognito]

So it's probably the husband then.

 

[Guy Incognito]

<With office intercom inadvertently on>

Slinky: I need a cup of coffee and a blowjob.

<secretary #1 runs for Slinky's office to turn off the intercom>

Secretary #2: Don't forget the coffee!

You forgot to flip a quarter to Will Hunting.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

<With office intercom inadvertently on>

Slinky: I need a cup of coffee and a blowjob.

<secretary #1 runs for Slinky's office to turn off the intercom>

Secretary #2: Don't forget the coffee!

groce i don wanna hear about ur sexual exploits

 

[PeoplesChicken]

who says the dog didn't want it?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You forgot to flip a quarter to Will Hunting.

I couldn't remember where I heard it from, so fuck him.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

groce i don wanna hear about ur sexual exploits

Yes you do.

 

[Me]

Did the balds get thrown into the ovens as well?

Yes

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Bald......eww

obviously too poor to have hair

 

[Bender]

That I was conceived by immaculate conception and I am the second coming? Yeah, they told me, but I didn't believe them.

<flips quarter to @MTVike>

the bloodlines thinned out a bit over the centuries.

 

[Me]

The Jackets need to win tonight.

No they don't

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

No they don't

all in on wings

 

[Me]

all in on wings

All in on draft picks

 

[Bender]

DIYS

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

All in on draft picks

Owen Power imo


lot of top picks coming from UMichigan this year

 

[Me]

Owen Power imo


lot of top picks coming from UMichigan this year

Ewww..... But they can bond with Zach

 

[kobesgame]

i need to get some nice sunglasses, I always use cheap ones from Target or something similar

I have to use prescription ones. I wish I could use cheap ones.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I have to use prescription ones. I wish I could use cheap ones.

What's a worse disability, lacking the ability to process gluten, or an inability to see?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

What's a worse disability, lacking the ability to process gluten, or an inability to see?

is this a serious question? Food is the lifeblood of humanity. Anne Frank lived life just fine.

 

[Bender]

What's a worse disability, lacking the ability to process gluten, or an inability to see?

i'd say the one that's real is worse.