tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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beardown07 said:
If you weren't in the garage sitting in yourn raft that's on a trailer....drinking bourbon from the bottle, then this was a filed night of packing.
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Laundry interspersed with Candy Crush and trying shit on. Fuck. I hate getting ready for vacation.
 
moxie said:
Red eye tonight.
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Red eye right meow.
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BigRedMoe said:
You need to make a decision. Take a nap or start taking speed.
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That's what got me in this situation... took half an adderall yesterday so I was all hopped up like I ate a pound of Skittles or something. The nap is sounding soooo good but I have so much to do and I just sent out the calendar hit and I immediately get shit like, "Can we meet this afternoon to get this scheduled before you go on vacation?" and "Are you available at 4:30 for a quick call?" FUCK NO!!
 
moxie said:
That's what got me in this situation... took half an adderall yesterday so I was all hopped up like I ate a pound of Skittles or something. The nap is sounding soooo good but I have so much to do and I just sent out the calendar hit and I immediately get shit like, "Can we meet this afternoon to get this scheduled before you go on vacation?" and "Are you available at 4:30 for a quick call?" FUCK NO!!
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Sounds like you need a meth nap. I don't know what that is but I think you need one.
 
BigRedMoe said:
Sounds like you need a meth nap. I don't know what that is but I think you need one.
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Does it involve a teddy bear and a binky? Because SIGN ME UP!!
 
CLT is not a very fun airport but I still have an hour to kill. Who’s getting Trevor Lawrence? Does masturbation to completion count as membership in the Mile High club? May have to take a nap when I get to Nassau. Pretty fucked up rn.
Oh! Bastards at TSA confiscated my lemon body mousse because it was over 4oz. Wtf? It’s not even liquid! I hate them.
 
moxie said:
CLT is not a very fun airport but I still have an hour to kill. Who’s getting Trevor Lawrence? Does masturbation to completion count as membership in the Mile High club? May have to take a nap when I get to Nassau. Pretty fucked up rn.
Oh! Bastards at TSA confiscated my lemon body mousse because it was over 4oz. Wtf? It’s not even liquid! I hate them.
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Stay safe and have a great time girl
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moxie said:
CLT is not a very fun airport but I still have an hour to kill. Who’s getting Trevor Lawrence? Does masturbation to completion count as membership in the Mile High club? May have to take a nap when I get to Nassau. Pretty fucked up rn.
Oh! Bastards at TSA confiscated my lemon body mousse because it was over 4oz. Wtf? It’s not even liquid! I hate them.
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:think: I'm sure you'd rather be scheduling meetings instead - RIGHT??

Get your power nap on the flight and after landing... Rock ON!!! :headbanger:
 
moxie said:
CLT is not a very fun airport but I still have an hour to kill. Who’s getting Trevor Lawrence? Does masturbation to completion count as membership in the Mile High club? May have to take a nap when I get to Nassau. Pretty fucked up rn.
Oh! Bastards at TSA confiscated my lemon body mousse because it was over 4oz. Wtf? It’s not even liquid! I hate them.
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Watch yer cornhole, bud.
 
Working on posting odds on number of times @moxie gets banged on her trip and odds she ends up pregnant on trip.
 
moxie said:
CLT is not a very fun airport but I still have an hour to kill. Who’s getting Trevor Lawrence? Does masturbation to completion count as membership in the Mile High club? May have to take a nap when I get to Nassau. Pretty fucked up rn.
Oh! Bastards at TSA confiscated my lemon body mousse because it was over 4oz. Wtf? It’s not even liquid! I hate them.
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gobigred said:
Working on posting odds on number of times @moxie gets banged on her trip and odds she ends up pregnant on trip.
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I was just about time chime in with Don't get preggo.
 
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