Thursday thread presented by upper crust level poster...Me

[Me]

Epicfail.com

I am swiping right on everyone fuck it why not

The stock is down 3.5%. swipe harder

 

[ill]

Epicfail.com

I am swiping right on everyone fuck it why not

Hinge.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Did you know that Hyundai Tucson is the #1 in initial quality?

Tuscons can't even tow. Hard pass.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Tuscons can't even tow. Hard pass.

the fuck you towin steve irwin

 

[RubinRock]

the fuck you towin steve irwin

His fat ass

 

[Guy Incognito]

the fuck you towin steve irwin

Got the swing set for my kids for $30 for a Uhaul trailer plus whatever I spend fixing it up. Will probably be about $200 - $300 after it's all said and done. This is probably a $1,500 swing set brand new.

 

[redseat]

The stock is down 3.5%. swipe harder

Can't swipe any harder than I currently am

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Got the swing set for my kids for $30 for a Uhaul trailer plus whatever I spend fixing it up. Will probably be about $200 - $300 after it's all said and done. This is probably a $1,500 swing set brand new.

and the other 364 days of the year?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Can't swipe any harder than I currently am

get a burner phone. swipe on that one too

 

[Guy Incognito]

and the other 364 days of the year?

Eh.

Kicking around the idea of getting a trailer for my smoker, and occasionally taking that to my friends' house when we go swimming there. Need to know when @Fish is gonna sell a trailer on FB so I can message him and see if he'll pay for shipping and take 20% of the asking price.

 

[ill]

the fuck you towin steve irwin

Steve Irwin?

 

[ill]

Eh.

Kicking around the idea of getting a trailer for my smoker, and occasionally taking that to my friends' house when we go swimming there. Need to know when @Fish is gonna sell a trailer on FB so I can message him and see if he'll pay for shipping and take 20% of the asking price.

He ain't there, so just go to his yard and take one

 

[Bender]

Eh.

Kicking around the idea of getting a trailer for my smoker, and occasionally taking that to my friends' house when we go swimming there. Need to know when @Fish is gonna sell a trailer on FB so I can message him and see if he'll pay for shipping and take 20% of the asking price.

you'll have your own business before you know it.

RIP Bump

 

[Guy Incognito]

you'll have your own business before you know it.

RIP Bump

Wouldn't hate that, but I'd definitely have to get a legit pit to try that. Can't do restaurant quality food consistently on my cheapo smoker.

 

[Gatorchip]

Just got CPR certified. Been a very long time for me.

Now you dont even check for a pulse before starting chest compressions. If you don't notice breathing, just fire away at rib cracking. No more finger sweeps in the mouth either.

Oh, and AEDs are much more awesome than I assumed.

 

[Bender]

Wouldn't hate that, but I'd definitely have to get a legit pit to try that. Can't do restaurant quality food consistently on my cheapo smoker.

just part of your business' charm.

 

[kobesgame]

I ain't Kobes rich

I would never pay for first class. I grew up in a trailer park....I ain’t paying three times more to sit 20 rows ahead.

 

[redseat]

Love how our IT Department doesn't read why I closed a ticket and they re-open it... Read what I wrote.. It says exactly why it was closed (duplicate) and that I updated and re-sent the other ticket...

 

[kobesgame]

Is it a bad idea to poop while on a 1 on 1 phone call?

Asking for kobe's.

I wouldn’t during a work call, but there are a few friends I’d talk to while taking a shit. I’d also probably tell them to purposefully gross them out.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Seriously. I think I've probably driven less than 500 miles in my car this year. Will be the first car I've paid off before it hit 100K. And it won't even get to 70K.

I drove one of my cars recently only because I realized it had been a long time since it had been driven and was afraid the battery was dead. I’ve barely driven in a year.