May the Fourth be with you

[Kburjr]

DJ bringing the heat today...

Hormonal imbalance

 

[ill]

Hormonal imbalance

within DJ?

yea, I'll buy that.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Woman passive-aggressively telling you that you're a slob.

How is putting something where I know it will be turns me into being a slob?

 

[redseat]

I swear. This isn't brand new, any woman I have dated has done this.....and now married? Geez. Looking for my stuff when I know where I put it?

I ask and she says, "Did you look for it?" Well, I wouldn't have to look for it if you didn't freaking move it!!!!

Maybe @kobesgame can fill us in on the female mindset on this.

My ex purposely moved shit on me for this exact reason

 

[Kburjr]

so why did you respond with that?

I do every year somewhere. In my life the Kent State Massacre is more important than Star Wars.

 

[DJ Fieri]

star wars is still the dumbest shit this side of harry potter

It really is.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My ex purposely moved shit on me for this exact reason

bumble.com

 

[Guy Incognito]

How is putting something where I know it will be turns me into being a slob?

She doesn't think that where you last left it is "putting it away". So she put it away for you, and is telling you to clean up after yourself.

So, if you have a belt hanger in your closet, and you left the belt you wore yesterday attached to your jeans and your jeans on the floor, wifey put your dirty laundry in the hamper and hung your belt up.

^ This may or may not be lifted directly from my life.

 

[ill]

I do every year somewhere. In my life the Kent State Massacre is more important than Star Wars.

so...

nevermind

#douchelogic

 

[Kburjr]

so...

nevermind

#douchelogic

And every May 5 I celebrate with a bottle.

May the Fifth be with you.

 

[MTVike]

Wife's good friend is doing that shit and it's nutso.

Always posting specials on her FB page and harassing us to buy shit because she has goals to meet.....LOL.

Stay away. Stay far, far away.

You might even want to move to another state.

 

[stakesarehigh]

And every May 5 I celebrate with a bottle.

May the Fifth be with you.

I didn't know you were Mexican

 

[Kburjr]

I didn't know you were Mexican

See

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Fuck off dj. Kink shaming is the only no-no

Judging by the reaction yesterday, Amish shaming is verboten

 

[MTVike]

And every May 5 I celebrate with a bottle.

May the Fifth be with you.

Tequila tickle ya?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Stay away. Stay far, far away.

You might even want to move to another state.

We are.

The friend lives in Spokane, WA and we are departing for Nashville later this year.

 

[Kburjr]

We are.

The friend lives in Spokane, WA and we are departing for Nashville later this year.

I hope you find your stuff by then.

 

[ill]

She doesn't think that where you last left it is "putting it away". So she put it away for you, and is telling you to clean up after yourself.

So, if you have a belt hanger in your closet, and you left the belt you wore yesterday attached to your jeans and your jeans on the floor, wifey put your dirty laundry in the hamper and hung your belt up.

^ This may or may not be lifted directly from my life.

she is telling him "that is not where that belongs. I will tell you where it belongs"

 

[stakesarehigh]

See

Phew.

I didn't know you were a Mexican who doesn't know how to spell the most basic word in Spanish. Do you do floors also? I have a floor crew you may be related to.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Nashville's real estate market is insane isnt it