I just made the worst rookie mistake of my life

Illustrious Potentate

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Got some really hot hot wings for supper. Ate them, wiped off with a napkin and looked clean as a whistle. Went to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand and my pecker is fucking burning. Gonna have to take another shower.
 
Sounds like a treat, imo
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Got some really hot hot wings for supper. Ate them, wiped off with a napkin and looked clean as a whistle. Went to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand and my pecker is fucking burning. Gonna have to take another shower.
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Soak a wash cloth or some paper towels in milk and wrap Mr. Happy up in that for a bit.

You can thank me later.
 
im laughing so hard GIF
 
Took a shower, not on fire anymore, down to a rather pleasant tingle.
 
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Illustrious Potentate said:
Got some really hot hot wings for supper. Ate them, wiped off with a napkin and looked clean as a whistle. Went to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand and my pecker is fucking burning. Gonna have to take another shower.
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So you're saying it burns when you pee.

They got shots for that!
 
Yep. Honestly been there. It’s not doing it once that’s a measure on you, but if you do it again.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Got some really hot hot wings for supper. Ate them, wiped off with a napkin and looked clean as a whistle. Went to take a piss without washing my hands beforehand and my pecker is fucking burning. Gonna have to take another shower.
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This is a bullshit cover story. You are on fire from the last skank you fucked.

Stop posing.
 
Learned that lesson over in Thailand...

AFTER you eat that SPICY stuff and have to go to the restroom..., wash your hands BEFORE and after you leave the "restroom"!!

You can thank me later!! :nod:
 
HammerDown said:
She gave you the French Pox?
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Heyul yea.

I got rid of that shit pretty quick, but I guess GiGi kept it around. That's why his fucking brain is about shot now. Poor bastard used to be a respectable Mensa member with his own business...... now his in-laws give him a stipend and he doesn't even know what state he lives in.
 
I remember a couple years ago, I was making some pico de gallo, and I had some really hot serrano peppers. I made the mistake of rubbing my eye, and the burn was instant, and intense as fuck! I ran out side, and dove in the pool and was swimming around with my eyes wide open to try and flush it out. I have no clue if it helped or not, because it burned for a long time after.
 
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