Bezos buys superyacht for half a billion

He just spent half a bill on a yacht that requires a yacht. You decide.
I mean, if he doesn't spend it, it gets taxed...so what do you do? You spend it.
 
I mean, if he doesn't spend it, it gets taxed...so what do you do? You spend it.
It's so much money it almost takes on a life of its own with a personality and everything. It requires teams of professionals to manage it at all times. It becomes an entity. Who owns who?
 
It's so much money it almost takes on a life of its own with a personality and everything. It requires teams of professionals to manage it at all times. It becomes an entity. Who owns who?
oh for sure...it's the budget of a small country.
 
but you are faulting him for not doing it
No, I'm saying it's not how I would've spent the money if I was in his shoes.

Capitalism is great... You've got freedom to make money however you want and spend it on whatever you want.
 
I'd so something out of a James Bond movie with the money. An impenetrable compound.
I'm sure his house is pretty impenetrable...
 
I'd so something out of a James Bond movie with the money. An impenetrable compound.
And be stuck with yourself the whole time? Gross. I'd be like the dude in Brewster's Millions, trying to spend the shit out of it every day. Can't take it with you!
 
And be stuck with yourself the whole time? Gross. I'd be like the dude in Brewster's Millions, trying to spend the shit out of it every day. Can't take it with you!
huh? I'd be surrounded by other people enjoying it.
 
Still no pics....


Abc Love GIF by The Bachelor
 
Mine would not be next door to Bill Gates. It'd be somewhere extreeeeeeeeemely remote.
Yeah, with that much cheese you could buy a small island and hire folks to bring you supplies.
 
Yeah, with that much cheese you could buy a small island and hire folks to bring you supplies.
The planning of just finding the site would be so much fun. That said, there are problems/benefits with islands. That's probably one of the very first things you'd have to decide.

Larry Ellison of Oracle bought one of the Hawaiian islands and is doing some amazing things on it.
 
Let’s put this in perspective.

For nice round numbers, we’ll say @HammerDown ’s net worth is $5,000,000*

when Hammer puts on a coat he hadn’t worn in a while and finds a $100 bill, that’s the same to him as Bezos putting on a coat and finding a 3.78 million dollar bill.











* I rounded up to the nearest 5 million
Wait..so Hammer has coats and jackets with $100 bills in them?
 
So....if he goes to sell it on Day 2 of officially having it he’s only getting about $420M back.

No matter the scale....the two best days as a boat owner is the day you buy it, and the day you sell it.
 
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