tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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What song is stuck in your head today? I have a lame one, so I need some good suggestions to put me in a better mood because I got mad this morning when I realized that, after months of warning me, my bank account got moved to a new bank last week. So I got locked out a couple times and then when I finally did get in, I see that they threw all my money in one place, instead of keeping it in all the little secret spots I keep to hide it from myself.
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This dog is fucking retarded. I saw her chewing on an old bone, so I gave her a new one from the lamb steak she had this morning (I mixed it with dog food, so shut up!) and now she's all territorial about it. Every time I stand up from my desk, she side eyes me and slinks away, like I'm gonna steal it from her. I GAVE YOU THE FUCKING THING, DUMB ASS! I DON'T WANT IT!


So just to fuck with her, I ran over and picked her up while she was gnawing on it and she got all growly on me :laugh: So I spanked her for giving me lip. She had zero fucks to give and growled again. Little shit. Reminds me of when i used to get spanked as a kid and then would laugh when they left the room "pffft. didn't even hurt.".
 
This dog is fucking retarded. I saw her chewing on an old bone, so I gave her a new one from the lamb steak she had this morning (I mixed it with dog food, so shut up!) and now she's all territorial about it. Every time I stand up from my desk, she side eyes me and slinks away, like I'm gonna steal it from her. I GAVE YOU THE FUCKING THING, DUMB ASS! I DON'T WANT IT!


So just to fuck with her, I ran over and picked her up while she was gnawing on it and she got all growly on me :laugh: So I spanked her for giving me lip. She had zero fucks to give and growled again. Little shit. Reminds me of when i used to get spanked as a kid and then would laugh when they left the room "pffft. didn't even hurt.".
My idiot WANTS you to try and take it. That's the WHOLE game. Fetch consists of one throw, and her dumbass growling and taunting me with it for the next 15 minutes. :lol:
 
Fuck. Which tooth? I broke out my top front four in an accident years ago. My two front teeth are steel and porcelain implants now (strongest teeth in my head by far). The incisors are composites but will probably have to be pulled and implanted some day.


I think it was a premolar on my bottom jaw. Now it's just this jagged, rough canyon there.

I fucking hate dentists.
 
What song is stuck in your head today? I have a lame one, so I need some good suggestions to put me in a better mood because I got mad this morning when I realized that, after months of warning me, my bank account got moved to a new bank last week. So I got locked out a couple times and then when I finally did get in, I see that they threw all my money in one place, instead of keeping it in all the little secret spots I keep to hide it from myself.
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Hey - where the fuck is @Edisto_Tiger or have I just not been in the right threads?
 
Yeah, I know. Its like pulling teeth...


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Never seen it. Is it like Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, also one I've never seen.

I did watch a doc about Roy Cohn the other day though and now I want to watch that play where Nathan Lane plays him.
 
Second one's not terrible just be ready to not be able to move like 12 hours after the shot. Also have some kind of OTC ready, I had a headache and just felt kinda of squirrely when I woke up the next day but the medicine progressively knocked it out after taking it.

Fortunately, I have weed to help me with any side effects. Kind of hoping I'll grow a 3rd eye...it'll help for when I babysit the grandsons. lol
 
My idiot WANTS you to try and take it. That's the WHOLE game. Fetch consists of one throw, and her dumbass growling and taunting me with it for the next 15 minutes. :lol:
I’ve got two dogs. One does exactly what yours does. The other acts like she wants to play until you throw it and then she just fucking sits there. My wife gives me shit because she says I like one better than the other (which is kinda true), but the fact I only play with one of them ain’t my fault.
 
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