Teddy Tuesday @redseat Appreciate Morning Thread presented by Bumble

kobesgame said:
Or he could just sit on his hands and do nothing and allow wife to establish a precedence of them living somewhere else so he can’t crawl back from that. I’m sure we don’t serve as important of a purpose as whatever bathtub-based government contract job you perform, but we do have a purpose.
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Joe Biden Reaction GIF by Election 2020
 
RoyMunson said:
unlike douche, your kids will eat more than 10 foods.

Cereal in my house is either a late night snack or backup breakfast if my wife or I don't feel like cooking.
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Cereal is for weekdays here.
 
Guy Incognito said:
I mean, would you expect anything else but a shelf full of Fruity Pebbles in Douche's pantry?
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xcuse me?

I also got cocoa pebbles.

Gonna try the "birthday cake pebbles" too, as I got a box of those too.
 
Have an appointment with a doctor next Tuesday to get snipped.

:rip: my swimmers.
 
basement bias said:
Thought maybe they were calling, but nope another gig wanting to do an interview. I had forgot about that one. Knowing my luck they will all call at the same time offering.
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jesus christ ur drowning in jobs like @redseat is drowning in poooooooooosay
 
RoyMunson said:
weekends are usually my days to cook a huge breakfast, but saturday mornings after late friday poker nights are fend for yourself.
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Yeah, I usually cook waffles, pancakes, or biscuits and gravy. Got a bit lazy with tee ball though, I'm usually just throwing Eggos in the toaster to make sure Ham eats before a game.
 
RoyMunson said:
I've been procrastinating on that one...
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Should have gotten it last year when we'd already hit our deductible. Now, I have to pay five hundo to keep the insurance company from either paying for birth control, another baby, or another stroke. I should do a cost-benefit analysis for them and have them pay it in full.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Wuz I think 4 hundo for me.
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tbf tho, she upsold me on it.

I went in there just thinking I could test for a leak and then...

"Well, we also have this that can test for AIDS and HIV. If you want the full spectrum test."

Which of course got me freaking out like, JESUS CHRIST WHAT IF I GOT THE HIV? I GOTTA FIND OUT.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Should have gotten it last year when we'd already hit our deductible. Now, I have to pay five hundo to keep the insurance company from either paying for birth control, another baby, or another stroke. I should do a cost-benefit analysis for them and have them pay it in full.
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they'll want you to include and abstinence option...
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
tbf tho, she upsold me on it.

I went in there just thinking I could test for a leak and then...

"Well, we also have this that can test for AIDS and HIV. If you want the full spectrum test."

Which of course got me freaking out like, JESUS CHRIST WHAT IF I GOT THE HIV? I GOTTA FIND OUT.
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Wut? That's like a free test
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
tbf tho, she upsold me on it.

I went in there just thinking I could test for a leak and then...

"Well, we also have this that can test for AIDS and HIV. If you want the full spectrum test."

Which of course got me freaking out like, JESUS CHRIST WHAT IF I GOT THE HIV? I GOTTA FIND OUT.
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One question that has never gone through my head...
 
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