This is all about douche's mother in law giving him underwear with the special dick pouch in it, isn't it?
It is what brought it to mind.
With the right amount of lube, you can use one for the other.
Considering that I was a key cog in transforming the company from a <$1M/y company into a $30M/y (& growing) company, you'd think he would've reached a little higher on the shelf than a pair of drinking glasses... It was actually pretty embarrassing to receive such a gift in front of co-workers during the annual Christmas party after a big build-up introduction of "how important I have been to the company".
There's a joke in there... somewhere.
Sweet that they were concerned about you being so full of shit.
One time won a sleeve in a scramble put on by people who didn't golf.
A Timex watch with a canvas band maybe?
Before that you didn't even know what cocaine was, Handi.
Haha. If I had to guess, it'll be another pair of the same drinking glasses (if anything at all). He likely got them in bulk on a pennies-on-the-dollar deal from one of our customers and probably still has a healthy stock of them.
