Thursday - National Grape Popsicle Day

I don't go to Sport Clips anymore doe. Just go to random local chain place since it's 2 blocks away.
 
Oh, so a man only has to rub my head for 15 minutes then?



And I have flow, dawg. I'm not out of there in 15 minutes.
I am sure if you called ahead you could drop your wigs off and pick them up when they are done
 
I don't go to Sport Clips anymore doe. Just go to random local chain place since it's 2 blocks away.
Random local chain?

Excuse Me Reaction GIF by Desi Perkins
 
Nothing makes you look like a sloppy non-adult more than a messy wet mouth full of purple stains. Of course there are definitely still some situations where I don't give a shit about looking/acting like a messy kid :wink:

I have long argued that cream soda is the best freezie flavour for exactly this reason.
 
Nothing makes you look like a sloppy non-adult more than a messy wet mouth full of purple stains. Of course there are definitely still some situations where I don't give a shit about looking/acting like a messy kid :wink:

I have long argued that cream soda is the best freezie flavour for exactly this reason.
Eurovision Conference GIF
 
Oh, so a man only has to rub my head for 15 minutes then?



And I have flow, dawg. I'm not out of there in 15 minutes.
I mean my barber doesn't massage me, he cuts my hair

It's not a sexual experience and if it is, there is something wrong with you
 
I mean my barber doesn't massage me, he cuts my hair

It's not a sexual experience and if it is, there is something wrong with you
agree

I mean, it is pretty much Manuella Labor, so if I can get that cost down, sure
 
The Wife and I saw her at the casino, pretty funny except the part of her act where she was bagging on me. Don’t get real good seats to see a comedian unless you’re ready to be humiliated. :dhd:

Someone definitely taught me that lesson well at the Comedy Cellar 20 years ago :wink:

colin quinn shut up GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 
Pretty sure bangs on hetero dudes went out about 25 years ago at least.
I have bangs in the winter.

Helps keep the sweat out of my eyes under my goalie mask. Shit sucks to not have hair and the sweat just rolls into my eyes as a clapbomb is coming.
 
I have bangs in the winter.

Helps keep the sweat out of my eyes under my goalie mask. Shit sucks to not have hair and the sweat just rolls into my eyes as a clapbomb is coming.
Fish knows that. His dome sweats like a geyser and that's just from being constipated
 
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