Thursday - National Grape Popsicle Day

Fish said:
Tried to mow yard, mower quit and wouldn't start. Had to go down to the shop and get my battery charger which was hooked up to the diesel pusher.
Kept thinking this mower would make it till I finished, no, I carried that battery charger and a 100 ft cord all over the yard.
Going down the bank by the road it quit for good. Had to hook my truck to it and pull it back on the property so no one would run over it and go buy a battery.

Got the truck inspected while I was in town.

Battery installed and yard mowed.
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Did you try hitting it?
 
Fish said:
Tried to mow yard, mower quit and wouldn't start. Had to go down to the shop and get my battery charger which was hooked up to the diesel pusher.
Kept thinking this mower would make it till I finished, no, I carried that battery charger and a 100 ft cord all over the yard.
Going down the bank by the road it quit for good. Had to hook my truck to it and pull it back on the property so no one would run over it and go buy a battery.

Got the truck inspected while I was in town.

Battery installed and yard mowed.
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#MWWE mower
 
occupant said:
The Wife and I saw her at the casino, pretty funny except the part of her act where she was bagging on me. Don’t get real good seats to see a comedian unless you’re ready to be humiliated. :dhd:
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I once went on a first date with some dude I met in a bar. We went to a comedy club and had a table right at the front. Before the show I was in the bathroom talking to a friend of mine about me plan to get out of there if the date really sucked. One other person was in there with me.

I was absolutely mortified to see her walk out on stage to start the show. Thought she for sure was going to throw me under the bus, but thankfully she didn’t.
 
There’s been a bird sitting on the railing of the back deck since 10am. He doesn’t respond(see: fly away)to tapping of the sliding door, opening of the sliding door or even going near him on the deck. Not dead because he keeps opening and closing his eyes and he’s done a 180 and shat a couple times since 10am.

wut do
 
Guy Incognito said:
Funniest part of the play is that if they get the force out at first after the run scores, it doesn't count.
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He could’ve 1) touched the bag or 2) touched Baez laying on the ground. That was the worst possible combination of decisions that 1B could’ve made. Holy hell.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
There’s been a bird sitting on the railing of the back deck since 10am. He doesn’t respond(see: fly away)to tapping of the sliding door, opening of the sliding door or even going near him on the deck. Not dead because he keeps opening and closing his eyes and he’s done a 180 and shat a couple times since 10am.

wut do
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Finally flew away at like 830. Figure it must have been a nightjar
 
Fuck....SA's friend stopped over and was talking about "people are saying" the vaccine sterilizing people. Now SA is worried about me being sterile. FFS
 
kobesgame said:
I once went on a first date with some dude I met in a bar. We went to a comedy club and had a table right at the front. Before the show I was in the bathroom talking to a friend of mine about me plan to get out of there if the date really sucked. One other person was in there with me.

I was absolutely mortified to see her walk out on stage to start the show. Thought she for sure was going to throw me under the bus, but thankfully she didn’t.
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Did she ridicule the date though?
 
gobucks0409 said:
Fuck....SA's friend stopped over and was talking about "people are saying" the vaccine sterilizing people. Now SA is worried about me being sterile. FFS
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Well prove her wrong, gob!

Go out and buy some pregnancy tests and some morning after pills and show her what's up!
 
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