tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Dolemite censored]

omg. I have one year until I'm eligible for my 8 week sabbatical

Don't worry, they'll fire you before then.

Word to the wise: Take your optional vacation days first; they will only reimburse you for accrued vacation days.

Update LinkedIn and Indeed regularly.

 

[moxie]

So you hit a milestone and then get a random 2 month vacation? What line of work are you in?

Dumb it down for me.

Yeah - after 7 years, I get 8 weeks or I can take four weeks every four years. I do exec admin stuff.

 

[moxie]

Don't worry, they'll fire you before then.

Word to the wise: Take your optional vacation days first; they will only reimburse you for accrued vacation days.

Update LinkedIn and Indeed regularly.

Shut your filthy mouth.

I'm banking my vacation time so that I can tack it onto my sabbatical and take 3 months off instead of 2.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Shut your filthy mouth.

I'm banking my vacation time so that I can tack it onto my sabbatical and take 3 months off instead of 2.

3 months off is too long. You and the entire C-Suite would have been long replaced by then.

 

[huskers1217]

hey @Dole ver 2.0 I get 4 weeks of vacation a year...

I used 5 hours this morning.



I get a lot of vacation so I take alot of vacation.

 

[Dolemite censored]

hey @Dole ver 2.0 I get 4 weeks of vacation a year...

I used 5 hours this morning.



I get a lot of vacation so I take alot of vacation.

We'll add that to your Twitter time, so it looks like you work maybe 4-5 hours a week?

 

[huskers1217]

Poor Dick Vitale....

normally dude gets like 10 replys to a tweet.. i respond to one tweet trolling the MAGA fucks and that tweet now has over 2k.

 

[huskers1217]

We'll add that to your Twitter time, so it looks like you work maybe 4-5 hours a week?

give or take

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Dolemite censored]

Poor Dick Vitale....

normally dude gets like 10 replys to a tweet.. i respond to one tweet trolling the MAGA fucks and that tweet now has over 2k.

You follow Dick Vitale? That is some serious boredom. Good that you get out once in a while...

 

[moxie]

Ugh. Kinda mad that nobody told me I should wear gloves when I'm spray painting stuff. How do I get this crap off? Soap isn't working all that great.

 

[moxie]

3 months off is too long. You and the entire C-Suite would have been long replaced by then.

Teachers take three months off every year! I should be fine

 

[gobigred]

Teachers take three months off every year! I should be fine

 

[WestEndVol]

@WestEndVol @UTVolCountry

Did you go to any of the Preds playoff games ? Crazy they had 4 straight OT games.

My brother went to one game but I couldn't make it to any. And yeah it turned out to be a more competitive series than I expected.

 

[gobigred]

Teachers take three months off every year! I should be fine

 

[gobigred]

My brother went to one game but I couldn't make it to any. And yeah it turned out to be a more competitive series than I expected.

Yea, I was actually watching some of the playoff hockey. it gets pretty intense and would rather watch that than the NBA

 

[steelerssb]

Bassturds get four weeks and all I got are these 17 days

 

[Dolemite censored]

Teachers take three months off every year! I should be fine

Teachers have a union.

Try again.

 

[moxie]

Teachers have a union.

Try again.

That don't mean shit. I got shitcanned from a union job before. They're stupid assholes.

 

[gobigred]

That don't mean shit. I got shitcanned from a union job before. They're stupid assholes.

You must have really sucked at your job to get fired from a union job