Friday morning

[Bender]

Officer: Everybody has it?
Student: Well, and them — [gestures to house across the street]
Officer: And everybody over here has it?
Student: Well, I think two.

 

[RobBase]

That just makes it harder for me to know which character I need to play.

Gotta use them one at a time to keep my personas straight.

Remember when Alt life was simple?

 

[RobBase]

So my avatar doesn’t work anymore on this new format.

- 1 point

 

[ill]

sure, cut it off when it's convenient for your point.

Officer: So you have other people here, and you’re positive for COVID?
Student: I mean…
Officer: You see the problem? How many other people have COVID?
Student: They all do.

It was just an innocent party of people already with COVID, no reason to read the transcript any further.

We all float down here

 

[ill]

So my avatar doesn’t work anymore on this new format.

- 1 point

user error

 

[Me]

So my avatar doesn’t work anymore on this new format.

- 1 point

On the new hoop or tNation?

I've seen gifs used on this board

 

[basement bias]

I feel like I need a cast list to make heads or tails of this family. My take-away is you are doing your kids' homework for them

Did another kid's homework, not my own kids just to be nice and help them out. Ridiculous they aren't doing paper homework like our kids are if they won't provide them school computers or devices.

 

[Me]

Well, I didn't get it

 

[Guy Incognito]

Well, I didn't get it

 

[RobBase]

On the new hoop or tNation?

I've seen gifs used on this board

Both. Any chance you know the gif specs for posting an avatar here? Took me forever to figure it out last time.

 

[RubinRock]

So best friend got engaged this past weekend and named me and my roommate co-best men. And hes planning on scheduling his wedding next fall. What the absolute shit is peoples fascination with ruining my football season with weddings.

 

[RobBase]

Did another kid's homework, not my own kids just to be nice and help them out.

Sir, this is how you get Antifa.

 

[RobBase]

So best friend got engaged this past weekend and named me and my roommate co-best men. And hes planning on scheduling his wedding next fall. What the absolute shit is peoples fascination with ruining my football season with weddings.

Co-best men? Sounds like an episode of Friends.

 

[Me]

So best friend got engaged this past weekend and named me and my roommate co-best men. And hes planning on scheduling his wedding next fall. What the absolute shit is peoples fascination with ruining my football season with weddings.

Obviously, you have to kill him

 

[Me]

Co-best men? Sounds like an episode of Friends.

Also, this.... How gay



Aww. That's very progressive of you rubin. Gay best friends

 

[Guy Incognito]

So best friend got engaged this past weekend and named me and my roommate co-best men. And hes planning on scheduling his wedding next fall. What the absolute shit is peoples fascination with ruining my football season with weddings.

What the fuck, millennials?

 

[RubinRock]

Obviously, you have to kill him

Its the only reasonable solution. He does want to go to Austin for the bachelor party and hit up some breweries. So maybe after that

 

[Me]

Its the only reasonable solution. He does want to go to Austin for the bachelor party and hit up some breweries. So maybe after that

He keeps checking the boxes....

 

[RubinRock]

Co-best men? Sounds like an episode of Friends.

Also, this.... How gay



Aww. That's very progressive of you rubin. Gay best friends

What the fuck, millennials?

The three of us lived together throughout most of college and he doesn't have a brother to choose. So it was probably just to not make things awkward.

 

[basement bias]

Sir, this is how you get Antifa.

One time deal only. Next time they will come over to our house and he will do it himself or he will just fail it. Unfortunately the step kids' school is doing an eLearning day to prepare in case they have to switch to it. If they would have listened to me a couple years back when I emailed the superintendent asking why they were so far behind the times when our Indiana schools had eLearning already, they wouldn't be in this mess. I got the response that Ohio doesn't believe in it. Funny when they were a clusterfuck last year and the Indiana schools kept on going without missing a beat. Buckeyes for you.