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man, I leave for a little while and this place becomes (even more) of a haven for lame-o posters.

what the hell is it with your friends, DJ? They suck more than you.
 
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Well, I stayed for the entire shellacking the Blue Jays put on the Red Sox yesterday... Look like one gigantic lobster and am in some pain but well worth it
 
redseat said:
Well, I stayed for the entire shellacking the Blue Jays put on the Red Sox yesterday... Look like one gigantic lobster and am in some pain but well worth it
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Forget the sunscreen?
 
redseat said:
Well, I stayed for the entire shellacking the Blue Jays put on the Red Sox yesterday... Look like one gigantic lobster and am in some pain but well worth it
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lobstah
 
Went to the local ball game.

Broad ends up picking up a foul ball that ricochet'd off the grotesque unathletic fat family two rows behind us.

Before she could even just take a look at the ball to see if it had any cool markings or shit, the contingent of drunk old white trash women in the next section over were screaming at her to give the kid in the fat family behind us who apparently took the worst of the ball dropping since I don't think a single person in the fat family had the hand/eye to even slow the ball down before hitting her.

So that was fun.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Went to the local ball game.

Broad ends up picking up a foul ball that ricochet'd off the grotesque unathletic fat family two rows behind us.

Before she could even just take a look at the ball to see if it had any cool markings or shit, the contingent of drunk old white trash women in the next section over were screaming at her to give the kid in the fat family behind us who apparently took the worst of the ball dropping since I don't think a single person in the fat family had the hand/eye to even slow the ball down before hitting her.

So that was fun.
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did she give the ball to the fat kid?

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Flavortown Tebow said:
Went to the local ball game.

Broad ends up picking up a foul ball that ricochet'd off the grotesque unathletic fat family two rows behind us.

Before she could even just take a look at the ball to see if it had any cool markings or shit, the contingent of drunk old white trash women in the next section over were screaming at her to give the kid in the fat family behind us who apparently took the worst of the ball dropping since I don't think a single person in the fat family had the hand/eye to even slow the ball down before hitting her.

So that was fun.
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You all be sure to congratulate @SlinkyRedfoot when he comes in today. He won the vax-a-million
 
gobucks0409 said:
Golfed Saturday, then stopped by a friend's house back in Marysville, and hung out for a bit. Played a little tennis Sunday, then washed/waxed my car. SA's really been killed with allergies this year, which has sucked. Limits stuff she wants to do outside.
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I holed a shot from 125 yds out yesterday. That was a good feeling. Hit my PW perfect and saw the ball disappear into the hole.

that was for par...
 
PeoplesChicken said:
did she give the ball to the fat kid?

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To be fair, the kid who got smoked wasn't fat. The parents and other kids were. It's a shame they couldn't put their 8 flabby arms together to somehow make contact with the ball to somehow slow it down before it smoked the girl.

But I guess there's a reason they were sitting in the very top row of the section, to avoid walking as much as they could the entire night to get snacks, so they probably haven't completed a feat of athletic ability in their entire lives.



...but yes, she gave the fat fucks the ball. They have probably already deep fried and eaten it.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
To be fair, the kid who got smoked wasn't fat. The parents and other kids were. It's a shame they couldn't put their 8 flabby arms together to somehow make contact with the ball to somehow slow it down before it smoked the girl.

But I guess there's a reason they were sitting in the very top row of the section, to avoid walking as much as they could the entire night to get snacks, so they probably haven't completed a feat of athletic ability in their entire lives.



...but yes, she gave the fat fucks the ball. They have probably already deep fried and eaten it.
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Your slum ballpark doesn't have mobile ordering?

I am sad to hear this
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
To be fair, the kid who got smoked wasn't fat. The parents and other kids were. It's a shame they couldn't put their 8 flabby arms together to somehow make contact with the ball to somehow slow it down before it smoked the girl.

But I guess there's a reason they were sitting in the very top row of the section, to avoid walking as much as they could the entire night to get snacks, so they probably haven't completed a feat of athletic ability in their entire lives.



...but yes, she gave the fat fucks the ball. They have probably already deep fried and eaten it.
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I have never been even remotely close to a foul/homerun ball. Not sure if I was able to catch one if I would give it to a kid that made zero effort to catch it

#participationmedals
 
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