ill's drama-free Monday thread!

@Flavortown Tebow earlier you started to tell us about a tale of debauch that involved you, @Handicappers and a Cheesecake Factory parking lot...

please continue kevin hart GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
PeoplesChicken said:
@moxie ok so here is a "training scenario"

This guy @Flavortown Tebow is scared to death of wheat, people taller than 5'3, and crowds at minor league baseball games out in the middle of fuck knows where

we will await his terse response
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Is it bulger wheat or all sorts of wheat? You better not be saying that 5'3" is anything less than 100% acceptable, because we will have a major problemo, ese. Is it MINOR minor or a AA team? What kind of "crowds" do you have to fight there? Why is he so angry? I thought he was the boss of this thread.
 
moxie said:
Is it bulger wheat or all sorts of wheat? You better not be saying that 5'3" is anything less than 100% acceptable, because we will have a major problemo, ese. Is it MINOR minor or a AA team? What kind of "crowds" do you have to fight there? Why is he so angry? I thought he was the boss of this thread.
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Oh and speaking of bulges....be sure to ask him where he stuff his Bombas. Hint: It ain't in a drawer
 
moxie said:
Is it bulger wheat or all sorts of wheat? You better not be saying that 5'3" is anything less than 100% acceptable, because we will have a major problemo, ese. Is it MINOR minor or a AA team? What kind of "crowds" do you have to fight there? Why is he so angry? I thought he was the boss of this thread.
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5'3 females=acceptable
Douche wishes he were 5'3
This team who's games he attends is in bumfuck Iowa or Nebraska so we are talking like 7-10 people and 20 tractors
He is afraid of any and all types of wheat
He is angry because of item #2
 
PeoplesChicken said:
5'3 females=acceptable
Douche wishes he were 5'3
This team who's games he attends is in bumfuck Iowa or Nebraska so we are talking like 7-10 people and 20 tractors
He is afraid of any and all types of wheat
He is angry because of item #2
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Studying Hand-Made GIF by Philippa Rice


I've updated his dossier accordingly. What's his stance on
Tall wimmins
Shoe lifts
The remaining fly-over states
Corn & Rice
 
moxie said:
Studying Hand-Made GIF by Philippa Rice


I've updated his dossier accordingly. What's his stance on
Tall wimmins
Shoe lifts
The remaining fly-over states
Corn & Rice
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Tall wimmins= He is petrified
Shoe lifts? Strongly in favor of...like desperately in favor of
He thinks N. Dakota is God's Country
Skeered of corn. Never tried rice because its associated with foreigners
 
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