Just Had 5 Guys (Not in My Butt)

[redseat]

Forgot that. Yeah…even the smallest size gets cool and soggy before it can be consumed. Love the fresh made fries, but god damn they load them up.

and yes as everyone stated they get cold very quickly... Damnit! I want 5 Guys now as well!

 

[Bender]

Forgot that. Yeah…even the smallest size gets cool and soggy before it can be consumed. Love the fresh made fries, but god damn they load them up.

how slow do you cats eat? I pick up my order, eat the fries on the way, once i get home put them on a plate and let the grilled onions, mushrooms, jalapenos fall on them as i'm eating which just makes them all the better? dumb shit.

 

[PackJason]

My lady buys the tampons and thinks any dude buying tampons for his lady is Uber gay

You're a virgin.

 

[PackJason]

Did you make the mistake of not ordering the "Jr. <Bacon> <Cheese> Burger" since the so-called regular size one is massive?

I got the bacon cheeseburger with onions, tomatoes, and mustard.

It was pretty big.

 

[outofyourmind]

fills me up more than 2 mcdoubles, large fry and 10 piece mcnugget from mcdonalds

 

[Bender]

five guys fills me up and leaves me more satisfied at the same price than some clown you can find at then corner of every other block.

 

[Handicappers]

I love the way the meat of 5 guys melts in your mouth

 

[Gatorchip]

later tonight, OP will make 5 guys come... from his butt


I think I'm doing this right

 

[Bender]

later tonight, OP will make 5 guys come... from his butt


I think I'm doing this right

missed it by a mile.

 

[SJ76]

You're a virgin.

almost 30 years ago for about 20 seconds

Dam those were the days

 

[PackJason]

almost 30 years ago for about 20 seconds

Dam those were the days

If your "wife" thinks that you buying her tampons is "gay" then you're a virgin.

 

[SJ76]

If your "wife" thinks that you buying her tampons is "gay" then you're a virgin.

Do you go to Sam’s? For the tampons? That is really funny

 

[Gatorchip]

If your "wife" thinks that you buying her tampons is "gay" then you're a virgin.

I can't even figure out your implications. Is that making sense to you?

 

[PackJason]

Do you go to Sam’s? For the tampons? That is really funny

If my real wife needs tampons, I go to the nearest place that sells tampons.

I'm not a child.

 

[PackJason]

I can't even figure out your implications. Is that making sense to you?

It makes perfect sense if you're over the age of 14.

 

[SJ76]

If my real wife needs tampons, I go to the nearest place that sell tampons.

I'm not a child.

sounds like you are a tampon runner. Since you were a child yes

I’ve just never been asked to get them. I usually avoid making eye contact those 4-5 days.

could be me

 

[Gatorchip]

It makes perfect sense if you're over the age of 14.

Apparently not.

Explain it to me like I'm 13.

 

[PackJason]

Do you kids think the cashier is going to think you're buying the tampons for yourself?

Grow up.

 

[PackJason]

sounds like you are a tampon runner. Since you were a child yes

I’ve just never been asked to get them. I usually avoid making eye contact those 4-5 days.

could be me

You're a virgin.

My wife will run to buy me a six pack, and if she asks, I have no problem buying her tampons.

I'm not nearly as insecure as you kids.

 

[PackJason]

Apparently not.

Explain it to me like I'm 13.

Women bleed from their vaginas for about a week every month until menopause.

Adult men understand this.