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I did better than another guy who was down there golfing with us. We went to visit him and he was all bruised and cut up. Asked him Did someone rough you up? We'll go get even!Fish swims drunk. Blames pool
Turned out he got drunk and fell off the 2nd floor balcony.
And if I'm lyin I'm dyin, a few years later he got drunk and fell down the steps at home. Went and got a motel room with a jacuzzi to ease his pain, passed out drunk and drowned in it.