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Nothing wrong with that
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Speaking of running...22 week pregnant friend posted her 8:36 pace 2.5 mile run on Instagram. That doesn't make me feel good.
2.5? That's weak brah
I wouldn't even bother




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400 posts?

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I guess you might be a thread god in these parts.... Just don't let it go to your head


Oh and Bumble chick, wrote back.... "Oh... She just started dating someone and wants to see how that goes....."

AKA - "I blew you off and made something up to cover myself"
 
Finally getting to the point where I think I can run a 10k+ if I wanted to.
I did 5 miles once, don't think I could anymore

I mean I "could" but it would be more of fast walk per minute speed
 
I guess you might be a thread god in these parts.... Just don't let it go to your head


Oh and Bumble chick, wrote back.... "Oh... She just started dating someone and wants to see how that goes....."

AKA - "I blew you off and made something up to cover myself"
...what? The one who wanted you to date her friend? Explain this again. Now.
 
I guess you might be a thread god in these parts.... Just don't let it go to your head


Oh and Bumble chick, wrote back.... "Oh... She just started dating someone and wants to see how that goes....."

AKA - "I blew you off and made something up to cover myself"
congrats on second place!
 
I bet even pregnant she is still hot....
Could be. I have a really hard time thinking that way, though.

In fact, I remained celibate for the duration of all three of my kids' pregnancies. I just couldn't do it.
 
...what? The one who wanted you to date her friend? Explain this again. Now.

Yup.

The chick who I had plans to go out with (who ghosted me).. Almost a month later out of the blue she messages me, "This might seem completely out of the blue and weird but, I want to set you up with my friend. Would you be ok with that? I'll see her tonight."

I said, "sure why not nothing to lose"

about 3 hours later she writes that, "Sorry, she just started seeing someone and wants to see how that goes, sorry about that"
 
Yup.

The chick who I had plans to go out with (who ghosted me).. Almost a month later out of the blue she messages me, "This might seem completely out of the blue and weird but, I want to set you up with my friend. Would you be ok with that? I'll see her tonight."

I said, "sure why not nothing to lose"

about 3 hours later she writes that, "Sorry, she just started seeing someone and wants to see how that goes, sorry about that"
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Are you matching with 22 year olds?
 
Yup.

The chick who I had plans to go out with (who ghosted me).. Almost a month later out of the blue she messages me, "This might seem completely out of the blue and weird but, I want to set you up with my friend. Would you be ok with that? I'll see her tonight."

I said, "sure why not nothing to lose"

about 3 hours later she writes that, "Sorry, she just started seeing someone and wants to see how that goes, sorry about that"
Maybe she thought there was something to lose
 
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