tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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huskers1217 said:
a boy who thinks he is a girl so he competes with girls
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cheating ass fuck. i hope he gets his period in the middle of the competition and has to drop out due to excessive cramps and pickle cravings.

Oh, wait...

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Okay, so just hear me out... if I have something that has two screws for it (top and bottom, maybe 6 inches apart) and they are about 1 3/4" long, but I can only get one of them mostly screwed in (i would say at least 80%) , is that okay? I mean... the bottom one is all the way in.
 
(I kinda stripped the one screw's top, so it's a pain in my ass to screw it all the way in now)
 
moxie said:
Okay, so just hear me out... if I have something that has two screws for it (top and bottom, maybe 6 inches apart) and they are about 1 3/4" long, but I can only get one of them mostly screwed in (i would say at least 80%) , is that okay? I mean... the bottom one is all the way in.
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I fuggin love DIY time with Mox.


What are we hanging? Where are we hanging it? How heavy?
 
beardown07 said:
I fuggin love DIY time with Mox.


What are we hanging? Where are we hanging it? How heavy?
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I feel like this deserves a fuck you :laugh:

Shit. Well, don't tell Pierre, but I'm still fucking with the hanging pot thing. I went to HD to get a chuck, but as it turns out, that was retarded. So I got this other screw set called... umm... "Drills on Contact"? I dunno... it has the fat part connected to the screwing part, not just the screwy part. Anywho- I drilled a pilot hole and it wasn't big enough (innerneps said ... fuck. i don't remember. Something for a #8 screw and i am assuming this is a #8 screw because I had to get some screws a few weeks ago for something else, and this looks like it's pretty much the same-ish size. So we're going with #8.) So then I started to screw in the real screw but kinda skipped the whole "measure twice, cut once" part of class, because I put the fucker too close to the eave and the electric screwdriver thing would only go so far. So I have to use a real screwdriver. And I already scratched the head up real bad so it's like, half a turn, slip, half a turn, slip. And did I tell you I have to sit on the railing of the deck to do this? I shimmied up there once when i was drunk, but sober, it feels a hundred feet high!

So anywho- it's a hanging flower pot and it's holding a fuchsia which I would guess is no more than 5 lbs w/dirt, right? I mean, it's heavier than the dog, but not ridiculously so. And I'm screwing it into the wood frame (? trim?) on the outside of the house. Oh, wait- that doesn't sound right. It's a hanger thingy that I'm screwing into the wall:

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If it falls, it will likely crash into the neighbor downstairs' yard (theirs juts out maybe half a foot from mine?) but they've already had my friend's puke, a succulent, a shit ton of leaves and hot water tossed down there so it won't be the end of the world. But it could probably kill someone. But who the fuck should be walking in the bushes anyway?
 
When's the last time ya had to shet so much, ya clogged up the terlit?

Axin for A. Friend.

@Camfantasy need nawt reply.
 
beardown07 said:
The screws are never long enough that come with those plant hangers.
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yeeeeaaaahhhh.... but is it enough to hold the plant if I have two of them screwed in most of the way?
 
craigk217 said:
When's the last time ya had to shet so much, ya clogged up the terlit?

Axin for A. Friend.

@Camfantasy need nawt reply.
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My terlets sound like jet engines. My turds could stop up an outhouse. So pretty much any time I shit in a toilet that isn't high flow, I stop it up.
 
moxie said:
it's heavier than the dog,
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Just to get this out of the way, that made laugh way harder than it probably should have.

moxie said:
fuchsia
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I've loved fuchsia plants since I was a little kid, and I have few different ones in my backyard and have started propagating them.
I'm going to try and see if I can get a couple to do this:

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Also, I lied about the bottom screw. I'm anticipating that it will be easier to install than the top one, thus my "all the way in" comment. But it's not yet actually all the way in.

AND! Can I just hammer the screw the rest of the way in?
 
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