Subway Tuna Sub Has No Tuna In It (per a lab)

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This sounds fishy to me.


The New York Times had 60 inches of Subway tuna sandwiches from three different restaurants in Los Angeles lab tested after the chain was accused in a lawsuit reported earlier this year, alleging the fish is made from "a mixture of various concoctions," first reported by the Washington Post.

The tuna was frozen and sent out to the lab, which determined "no amplifiable tuna DNA was present in the sample and so we obtained no amplification products from the DNA. Therefore, we cannot identify the species," according to the Times.

The lab conducted a PCR test to see if Subway’s tuna featured one of five varying tuna species, the New York Times reported, explaining there are 15 species of fish that can be labeled tuna, according to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s Seafood List.

The lab determined two potential reasons why no tuna was detected in the sample, saying, "One it’s so heavily processed that whatever we could pull out, we couldn’t make an identification … Or we got some and there’s just nothing there that’s tuna," the newspaper noted.

Experts told the Times that when tuna is cooked, its protein breaks down, making it hard to identify, so the lab results may not be accurate, according to the Times.
 
subway, eat fresh.
 
I always thought something smelled funny.
 
Its 90% mayo. Same as the "crab"
 
The ONLY sandwich I'll eat from subway is their turkey. to me, nothing else on their menu is appetizing
 
jared from subway GIF
 
Reminds me of when Krustyburger had to stop selling the Ribwich because the animal they made it from went extinct:

"the cow?"
"the pig?"
Krusty: You're WAAAAAY off...think smaller, with more legs..."
 
The ONLY sandwich I'll eat from subway is their turkey. to me, nothing else on their menu is appetizing
This.

I used to eat there fairly often fifteen years ago or so, but it's been a really long time. These days I ration my carbs pretty strictly and there's no fucking way I'm wasting them on a sandwich from Subway.

Full disclosure, back in the day I would order the Tuna. Load it up with banana peppers and some salt and pepper. I thought it was pretty good.
 
Experts told the Times that when tuna is cooked, its protein breaks down, making it hard to identify, so the lab results may not be accurate, according to the Times.
Fuck Subway, but still, it would be nice if they'd performed the same testing on a can of startkist tuna or something as a control sample.
 
This.

I used to eat there fairly often fifteen years ago or so, but it's been a really long time. These days I ration my carbs pretty strictly and there's no fucking way I'm wasting them on a sandwich from Subway.

Full disclosure, back in the day I would order the Tuna. Load it up with banana peppers and some salt and pepper. I thought it was pretty good.
I've been eating Subway since 1975 and I haven't look back
 
Reminds me of when Krustyburger had to stop selling the Ribwich because the animal they made it from went extinct:

"the cow?"
"the pig?"
Krusty: You're WAAAAAY off...think smaller, with more legs..."
 
It's made from the other stuff Jared had in his pants:

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(not the stuff he reserved for use with minors)
That is one of the dumbest sons of a bitch walking. He was making bank off Subway. All he had to do is not get fat and not fuck kids. Now he’s in jail for the rest of his fucking life.
 
That is one of the dumbest sons of a bitch walking. He was making bank off Subway. All he had to do is not get fat and not fuck kids. Now he’s in jail for the rest of his fucking life.
Or, as the second chapter of this story goes: Willie is still pissed that Jarod beat him out during auditions and could have had Jarod's life.


Wait....what?
 
That is one of the dumbest sons of a bitch walking. He was making bank off Subway. All he had to do is not get fat and not fuck kids. Now he’s in jail for the rest of his fucking life.
There’s two things that aren’t in prison:

Subway
Kids

Surprised he hasn’t killed himself tbh.
 
The ONLY sandwich I'll eat from subway is their turkey. to me, nothing else on their menu is appetizing
The only one I'll eat is the vegetarian because all the meat smells like bologna.

Oh, wait... I think I had their meatball sub once. It wasn't terrible.
 
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