tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Hu War Yu]

So.... did you get the fluffer position?

Nah, this is like an assistant dingleberry scraper, second class, position...ya gotta work up to fluffer

 

[huskers1217]

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

So.... did you get the fluffer position?

I will never forget when my best friend and a#1 partner in crime told me she had just gotten a long haired kitten and wanted to name her "Fluffer." Explaining to her why she definitely did not want to name her cat Fluffer was ... well, it wasn't easy, 'cause I was laughing so fucking hard that she didn't know what a fluffer was and wanted to name her cat that, I could barely speak.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I will never forget when my best friend and a#1 partner in crime told me she had just gotten a long haired kitten and wanted to name her "Fluffer." Explaining to her why she definitely did not want to name her cat Fluffer was ... well, it wasn't easy, 'cause I was laughing so fucking hard that she didn't know what a fluffer was and wanted to name her cat that, I could barely speak.

There's a lot of fluff in that story.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Will I ever need the many cat5e cables I have in my garage? Everything is wireless and/or USB now.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Pi time here

 

[Hu War Yu]

Doing a virtual orientation for my son's new high school... This place has 6,000 students

My high school was about 500 kids in 6 grades

 

[Dolemite censored]

Now the number is up to 99.

Since 1990, there have been 20 large to major earthquakes in California that killed a total of 70 people.

One building collapse in Florida (maybe) kills 99.

 

[huskers1217]

I will never forget when my best friend and a#1 partner in crime told me she had just gotten a long haired kitten and wanted to name her "Fluffer." Explaining to her why she definitely did not want to name her cat Fluffer was ... well, it wasn't easy, 'cause I was laughing so fucking hard that she didn't know what a fluffer was and wanted to name her cat that, I could barely speak.

whats a fluffer? just a hairy cat with puffy hair?

 

[Dolemite censored]

whats a fluffer? just a hairy cat with puffy hair?

Urban Dictionary is your friend.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Since 1990, there have been 20 large to major earthquakes in California that killed a total of 70 people.

One building collapse in Florida (maybe) kills 99.

Large to major = 5.0 or better.

 

[gobigred]

Doing a virtual orientation for my son's new high school... This place has 6,000 students

My high school was about 500 kids in 6 grades

You didn’t go to a one room schoolhouse ?

 

[Hu War Yu]

You didn’t go to a one room schoolhouse ?

It might as well have been! It was grades 7-12 in one building, about 75-90 kids per grade.

Fun fact: the house I grew up in was on the site of, and used wood and bricks from, a one-room schoolhouse. My brothers and I were convinced that it was haunted by dead children's ghosts

 

[CorpRebel]

Now the number is up to 99.

I hope the weather holds out long enough for the search & rescue (and recovery) efforts...

 

[Dolemite censored]

All the news here is about the heat wave we're supposed to be getting over this weekend and into next week. Upper 90s and a couple of days at 104+. Later, it "cools" down to the upper 80s. All time records.

Most people don't have air conditioning, but the portable units are selling out fast.

I'll just hang out in the garage with the big screen, cold beer, and plenty of vapable. I'll sear the sausages on the hood of the car and save the charcoal.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Theoretically, you could probably roast a whole pig in a car parked in the sun with the windows rolled up...

 

[Mofo]

What if I told you @Hu War Yu was @Thumper's alt?

Then he wouldn’t have made gin his drink of choice. Instead, it would’ve been some concocted mixture of tomato juice, salvia extract and Thai ladyboy jism.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Well I didn't think I crushed the interview, but they want me to have a second one with some VP types in a couple of weeks

Thanks to all of you who didn't GAS and never believed in me

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Could be, depending on design error, builder error, roofing contractor fuck up, huge sinkhole or an explosion.

Or the Russians and Chinese with a directed energy weapon.

Roofing? Roofing?

 

[craigk217]

Anyone else sick & tired of hearin bout Britney?

@WestEndVol need nawt reply. lolz