tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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So.... did you get the fluffer position?

I will never forget when my best friend and a#1 partner in crime told me she had just gotten a long haired kitten and wanted to name her "Fluffer." Explaining to her why she definitely did not want to name her cat Fluffer was ... well, it wasn't easy, 'cause I was laughing so fucking hard that she didn't know what a fluffer was and wanted to name her cat that, I could barely speak.
 
I will never forget when my best friend and a#1 partner in crime told me she had just gotten a long haired kitten and wanted to name her "Fluffer." Explaining to her why she definitely did not want to name her cat Fluffer was ... well, it wasn't easy, 'cause I was laughing so fucking hard that she didn't know what a fluffer was and wanted to name her cat that, I could barely speak.


There's a lot of fluff in that story.
 
Doing a virtual orientation for my son's new high school... This place has 6,000 students

My high school was about 500 kids in 6 grades
 
I will never forget when my best friend and a#1 partner in crime told me she had just gotten a long haired kitten and wanted to name her "Fluffer." Explaining to her why she definitely did not want to name her cat Fluffer was ... well, it wasn't easy, 'cause I was laughing so fucking hard that she didn't know what a fluffer was and wanted to name her cat that, I could barely speak.

whats a fluffer? just a hairy cat with puffy hair?
 
Doing a virtual orientation for my son's new high school... This place has 6,000 students

My high school was about 500 kids in 6 grades
You didn’t go to a one room schoolhouse ?
 
You didn’t go to a one room schoolhouse ?
It might as well have been! It was grades 7-12 in one building, about 75-90 kids per grade.

Fun fact: the house I grew up in was on the site of, and used wood and bricks from, a one-room schoolhouse. My brothers and I were convinced that it was haunted by dead children's ghosts
 
All the news here is about the heat wave we're supposed to be getting over this weekend and into next week. Upper 90s and a couple of days at 104+. Later, it "cools" down to the upper 80s. All time records.

Most people don't have air conditioning, but the portable units are selling out fast.

I'll just hang out in the garage with the big screen, cold beer, and plenty of vapable. I'll sear the sausages on the hood of the car and save the charcoal.
 
Could be, depending on design error, builder error, roofing contractor fuck up, huge sinkhole or an explosion.

Or the Russians and Chinese with a directed energy weapon.
Roofing? Roofing?
 
Anyone else sick & tired of hearin bout Britney?

@WestEndVol need nawt reply. lolz
 
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