tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Camfantasy]

You ain't got shit, except in your mustache from butt munching.

I got grown man facial hair bech. A full on fat fucking glorious red beard. Fuk a pussy ass mustache.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I got grown man facial hair bech. A full on fat fucking glorious red beard. Fuk a pussy ass mustache.

Go sit in the sun.

 

[steelerssb]

Went to a Rays game at the Trop today on vacation.

This stadium is a dump but for some reason I love it.

 

[Mofo]

The only know obese women and morbidly obese women And fake hairy beasts

Dole doesn’t live or work in San Jose, does he?

 

[Dolemite censored]

95 degrees here now. Has to be an all time record.

I live in a new house (built 2019) and the insulation is first class - somewhat.

Internal thermostat reads 84. Garage reads 80.

 

[gobigred]

95 degrees here now. Has to be an all time record.

I live in a new house (built 2019) and the insulation is first class - somewhat.

Internal thermostat reads 84. Garage reads 80.

It’s a very comfortable 78 here

 

[Camfantasy]

Lol @ not having air conditioning.

 

[Inquisitor]

95 degrees here now. Has to be an all time record.

I live in a new house (built 2019) and the insulation is first class - somewhat.

Internal thermostat reads 84. Garage reads 80.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Lol @ not having air conditioning.

Haven't needed it, and don't need it before I sell this one at $250,000 over 2019 cost.

Next house will have AC

 

[Dolemite censored]

Haven't needed it, and don't need it before I sell this one at $250,000 over 2019 cost.

Next house will have AC

Has to be northern AZ or New Mexico at a higher elevation so not so much tornadoes and rattlesnakes.

 

[trojanfan12]

Went to a Rays game at the Trop today on vacation.

This stadium is a dump but for some reason I love it.

I lived in Florida for about 3 years and used to go to Rays games fairly often. I feel the same way, place is a dump, but I loved it. It was really cool when it would be raining and you could hear the drops hitting the roof. Made a pretty cool sound.

 

[craigk217]

Went to a Rays game at the Trop today on vacation.

This stadium is a dump but for some reason I love it.

LOL at that Big Umbrella stadium.

 

[Camfantasy]

Has to be northern AZ or New Mexico at a higher elevation so not so much tornadoes and rattlesnakes.

Idk how it is there, but we have three breeds of rattlesnake here along with lots of woods and lots of people hunting in those woods and I've only known 2 or 3 people to get bitten by a rattlesnake. Only like 5 people a year are killed from all venomous bites put together in the US. I don't think I'd have rattlesnakes factored into where I wanted to live.

 

[beardown07]

Idk how it is there, but we have three breeds of rattlesnake here along with lots of woods and lots of people hunting in those woods and I've only known 2 or 3 people to get bitten by a rattlesnake. Only like 5 people a year are killed from all venomous bites put together in the US. I don't think I'd have rattlesnakes factored into where I wanted to live.

Ya, but yer not sleeping on the ground under a refrigerator box.

 

[Camfantasy]

Ya, but yer not sleeping on the ground under a refrigerator box.

 

[beardown07]

Man...there are some shitty parents out there. I mean, I talk like an underpaid dock worker, and threaten my kids with painful death en sech, but goddamn dude...

Had an early bday party for my boy, and the wife made the terrible decision to invite school friends...including this Tragic Kingdom kid that my daughter's known since kindergarten.

Her Mom ostensibly left her here. Guilt-tripped a sleepover, and we are against sleepovers.


Kid's a fuckhead too. Big, giant manipulative bully. We felt bad for her, initially, and still kinda do, but damn...she sucks.

I put my boot down softly earlier, and she cried, lied and spun many 'a sordid tales.

I'm running on fumes, and this bech drops a sleepover for my daughter, on my son's bday.


Fuckin deadbeats mayne.

 

[craigk217]

Man...there are some shitty parents out there. I mean, I talk like an underpaid dock worker, and threaten my kids with painful death en sech, but goddamn dude...

Had an early bday party for my boy, and the wife made the terrible decision to invite school friends...including this Tragic Kingdom kid that my daughter's known since kindergarten.

Her Mom ostensibly left her here. Guilt-tripped a sleepover, and we are against sleepovers.


Kid's a fuckhead too. Big, giant manipulative bully. We felt bad for her, initially, and still kinda do, but damn...she sucks.

I put my boot down softly earlier, and she cried, lied and spun many 'a sordid tales.

I'm running on fumes, and this bech drops a sleepover for my daughter, on my son's bday.


Fuckin deadbeats mayne.

^ Enabler ^

 

[beardown07]

^ Enabler ^

 

[wildturkey]

Man...there are some shitty parents out there. I mean, I talk like an underpaid dock worker, and threaten my kids with painful death en sech, but goddamn dude...

Had an early bday party for my boy, and the wife made the terrible decision to invite school friends...including this Tragic Kingdom kid that my daughter's known since kindergarten.

Her Mom ostensibly left her here. Guilt-tripped a sleepover, and we are against sleepovers.


Kid's a fuckhead too. Big, giant manipulative bully. We felt bad for her, initially, and still kinda do, but damn...she sucks.

I put my boot down softly earlier, and she cried, lied and spun many 'a sordid tales.

I'm running on fumes, and this bech drops a sleepover for my daughter, on my son's bday.


Fuckin deadbeats mayne.

Just grind up some melatonin in the kid's drink/food. It'll knock her out, problem solved till morning. #parentingskills

 

[NinerSpartan]

Went to a Rays game at the Trop today on vacation.

This stadium is a dump but for some reason I love it.

Cameron indoor Stadium is also a dump, and ppl love that place