tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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Got this text from Big Boss just after 9pm last night:
"Today was Katie's bday. Even though it's on my calendar, pls ping me on these items. Thx."

Seriously, bro? The reminder is ON YOUR CALENDAR THAT YOU LOOK AT ALL THE TIME and I still have to remind you?! What next? I have to remind you to feed and water yourself?
 
It was never $1,000. The 70% off gambit is a ruse to make you think you got a deal paying $300 for a service that should cost $50.
Yeah, I figured. All those "retail" price scams. Before I pulled out the ad, they were quoting me just over $400, so I was thinking to myself, "why isn't it 70% off THAT?!", but dude fucked me up with numbers and I didn't have the fire in me to Karen out on his ass because he was so sweet the whole time. Might go back and see if he wants to have a new favorite beard.
 
Got this text from Big Boss just after 9pm last night:
"Today was Katie's bday. Even though it's on my calendar, pls ping me on these items. Thx."

Seriously, bro? The reminder is ON YOUR CALENDAR THAT YOU LOOK AT ALL THE TIME and I still have to remind you?! What next? I have to remind you to feed and water yourself?
Don't forget to wipe his ass!
 
Yeah, I figured. All those "retail" price scams. Before I pulled out the ad, they were quoting me just over $400, so I was thinking to myself, "why isn't it 70% off THAT?!", but dude fucked me up with numbers and I didn't have the fire in me to Karen out on his ass because he was so sweet the whole time. Might go back and see if he wants to have a new favorite beard.
Check out AmericanFrame.com (I think that's what it is). I get all my framing stuff from there and do it myself. They can custom cut whatever you want and it's WAY more affordable.
 
Check out AmericanFrame.com (I think that's what it is). I get all my framing stuff from there and do it myself. They can custom cut whatever you want and it's WAY more affordable.
WTF, BRM? I don't even know where to start with this one. "Do it myself"?! Do you have me on hashtag iggy?! It took me 5 days to figure out how to screw a goddamn hole in the wall!! And why didn't you tell me this before yesterday?! :gaah:
 
WTF, BRM? I don't even know where to start with this one. "Do it myself"?! Do you have me on hashtag iggy?! It took me 5 days to figure out how to screw a goddamn hole in the wall!! And why didn't you tell me this before yesterday?! :gaah:
Have you ever built anything out of Legos?
 
wtf???

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Got this text from Big Boss just after 9pm last night:
"Today was Katie's bday. Even though it's on my calendar, pls ping me on these items. Thx."

Seriously, bro? The reminder is ON YOUR CALENDAR THAT YOU LOOK AT ALL THE TIME and I still have to remind you?! What next? I have to remind you to feed and water yourself?


 
Got this text from Big Boss just after 9pm last night:
"Today was Katie's bday. Even though it's on my calendar, pls ping me on these items. Thx."

Seriously, bro? The reminder is ON YOUR CALENDAR THAT YOU LOOK AT ALL THE TIME and I still have to remind you?! What next? I have to remind you to feed and water yourself?

I just hope "Katie" isn't his wife, girlfriend, or daughter.
Then again, if he's texting you about it at after 9pm, I guessing Katie isn't just an employee.

As for the do it yourself framing, yeah, that's the only way framing is remotely reasonably priced.
 
Got this text from Big Boss just after 9pm last night:
"Today was Katie's bday. Even though it's on my calendar, pls ping me on these items. Thx."

Seriously, bro? The reminder is ON YOUR CALENDAR THAT YOU LOOK AT ALL THE TIME and I still have to remind you?! What next? I have to remind you to feed and water yourself?

Fucking weasel trying to lay this one off on you.

Let me guess: Katie is not a client, customer, shareholder, but a personal contact.

What a slimeball. You should go up to him and smack his ass.
 
Got this text from Big Boss just after 9pm last night:
"Today was Katie's bday. Even though it's on my calendar, pls ping me on these items. Thx."

Seriously, bro? The reminder is ON YOUR CALENDAR THAT YOU LOOK AT ALL THE TIME and I still have to remind you?! What next? I have to remind you to feed and water yourself?


Take your optional holidays first. They'll only pay you for accrued vacation days upon separation...
 
Motherfucking dog owning pig ass motherfuckers keep putting their dog shit bags in my garbage can when its out for pickup. Now there's a sludge of dog shit and plastic stuck at the bottom of the can.

Filthy motherfuckers.
 
Check out AmericanFrame.com (I think that's what it is). I get all my framing stuff from there and do it myself. They can custom cut whatever you want and it's WAY more affordable.

so... tell me @BigRedMoe how hard is this DIY framing thing... Can we somehow work this americanframe.com into a business model for us to purchase their frames. do others peoples framing then upcharge like 50%?
 
so... tell me @BigRedMoe how hard is this DIY framing thing... Can we somehow work this americanframe.com into a business model for us to purchase their frames. do others peoples framing then upcharge like 50%?
If you can work Legos and a flat head screwdriver then you're over-qualified.
 
Yeah, I figured. All those "retail" price scams. Before I pulled out the ad, they were quoting me just over $400, so I was thinking to myself, "why isn't it 70% off THAT?!", but dude fucked me up with numbers and I didn't have the fire in me to Karen out on his ass because he was so sweet the whole time. Might go back and see if he wants to have a new favorite beard.

more importantly. do you think Mike will be Nina's date to Jason and Carly's wedding?
 
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