tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[gobigred]

welll fml

 

[huskers1217]

those are the ones that usually turn north and make @Bayou Tiger take his yearly bath.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

those are the ones that usually turn north and make @Bayou Tiger take his yearly bath.

...with your Mom!

 

[Bayou Tiger]

those are the ones that usually turn north and make @Bayou Tiger take his yearly bath.

Where were you at 10pm Sunday night?

Father shoots 'peeping Tom' performing sex act by daughter's window

The husband and wife, who have remained anonymous, heard their daughter scream from her room at 10pm on Sunday after she saw the man lurking outside their house in Houston.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Camfantasy]

welll fml

Texas don't get real hurricanes anyways

 

[huskers1217]

Where were you at 10pm Sunday night?

Father shoots 'peeping Tom' performing sex act by daughter's window

The husband and wife, who have remained anonymous, heard their daughter scream from her room at 10pm on Sunday after she saw the man lurking outside their house in Houston.

www.dailymail.co.uk

posted this already yesterday

 

[beardown07]

Have you seen the Seaspiracy doc on Netflix? I've heard mixed reviews, but it's on my list to watch.

Never heard of it. Will check it out. Have read a bunch of shit on it tho.

 

[BigRedMoe]

My 3 yo daughter just told me, with some alarm: "Papà, there's a hole in my sock!" "Darn it!" I replied. Disappointingly, she's failing to appreciate my quick wit.

You need to mend that relationship...

don't worry we will sew it up soon

You need to stop needling her...

Sew it would seam...

 

[trojanfan12]

Never heard of it. Will check it out. Have read a bunch of shit on it tho.

Watched The Ice Road on Netflix yesterday. Pretty good flick.

 

[huskers1217]

wtf was this?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

wtf was this?

Did they load some type of incinerator with fireworks?

 

[huskers1217]

Did they load some type of incinerator with fireworks?

sounds like it

 

[Peter Gozintite]

The salmon industry is one of the most corrupt industries out there.

There is a high probability that you are eating some farmed bullshit that is basically painted pink, among many other problems as well. Aquacultures do not work with fish that are predators.

Unless you can know for certain it's wild-caught, you are likely doing yourself more harm than good by eating.



It is also overrated af, just as an actual meal.

I grill some mean salmon. You can't even taste the cancer.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

My 3 yo daughter just told me, with some alarm: "Papà, there's a hole in my sock!" "Darn it!" I replied. Disappointingly, she's failing to appreciate my quick wit.

Lost me too

 

[huskers1217]

Texas don't get real hurricanes anyways

except Ill be in Tampa on Tuesday and Wednesday

 

[Peter Gozintite]

...with your Mom!

You're going a little "high brow" here.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

sounds like it

Seems like a horrible idea.
I could see soaking them in drums of water, and then shredding it. Seems like there has to be a feasible way to recycle unburnt fireworks. Without recycling big rigs everytime.

 

[huskers1217]

saving this here for later

 

[Peter Gozintite]

saving this here for later

What if it's a sliffard like @PARKA!! Has?

 

[steelerssb]

wtf was this?