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@ill I thought you wanted NY girl out of your life?

Apparently
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Also, I think it was her who freaked out when he didn't want to date her, and said she didn't want to see him again (or something like that).
 
The patrons at a Trader Joes are usually pretty smoky.

Every single employee doe was a walking Portland cliche
I wish these two would smoke something. They need to lighten the eff up
 
Yeah certainly sounds like it. Just be sure you make it perfectly clear you don't want to date her... I have a feeling she is probably taking hanging out with you the wrong way..

But hey, friends with benefits is the way to go
she 100% still wants the D
 
I don't want her out of my life...she is a cool chick but I don't think dating her is an option with her living in NYC...but apparently she isn't living in NYC...it's confusing
Your objections have been overruled
 
btw anyone else's state start instituting a "fair wage" charge on food?

It's the lulziest thing I've ever read about.

Restaurant automatically adds a Service Charge of 20% to all orders. Pursuant to Minnesota Statute Section 177.23, subdivision 9, this Service Charge is not a tip or gratuity for employee service. However, this Service Charge does go towards supporting equitable wages for all our employees, hospitality included.

Yo dawg, we heard our employees arent getting paid enough, so we're charging you 20% then want you to tip on top of that.

Avoided every one of those places like the plague this weekend.

So, if I tipped 25-30% before, I'm only gonna tip 5-10% now, right? And hope the virtue signalling owner makes up the difference?
 
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Also, I think it was her who freaked out when he didn't want to date her, and said she didn't want to see him again (or something like that).
she just can't quit me
 
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we are keeping it strictly plutonic these days.
You are spending time with a broad and not having expectations of banging?
 
Also, I think it was her who freaked out when he didn't want to date her, and said she didn't want to see him again (or something like that).

I can't keep up with stuff so I will just agree with you
 
btw anyone else's state start instituting a "fair wage" charge on food?

It's the lulziest thing I've ever read about.



Yo dawg, we heard our employees arent getting paid enough, so we're charging you 20% then want you to tip on top of that.

Avoided every one of those places like the plague this weekend.

So, if I tipped 25-30% before, I'm only gonna tip 5-10% now, right? And hope the virtue signalling owner makes up the difference?
Yeah.... If they are charging 20%, I'm not tipping.

That's called automatic gratuity in the real world
 
btw anyone else's state start instituting a "fair wage" charge on food?

It's the lulziest thing I've ever read about.



Yo dawg, we heard our employees arent getting paid enough, so we're charging you 20% then want you to tip on top of that.

Avoided every one of those places like the plague this weekend.

So, if I tipped 25-30% before, I'm only gonna tip 5-10% now, right? And hope the virtue signalling owner makes up the difference?
if this is the case...I am NOT tipping. That is their tip since they already took the liberty of adding it to my bill. A tip is an extra form of compensation in exchange for good service. It sounds like they receive this regardless of the quality of service. I am not playing that game
 
its fair trade coffee
Mrs actually gave me an out and said "You don't have to go if you don't want to". Okay, I wasn't born yesterday...I know how that will play out. So I went. After we got home she asked if if it was as bad as I thought it would be? I told her it was fine, they are just not people that I would want to spend time with if given the choice.
 
if this is the case...I am NOT tipping. That is their tip since they already took the liberty of adding it to my bill. A tip is an extra form of compensation in exchange for good service. It sounds like they receive this regardless of the quality of service. I am not playing that game

Anything "added" to the bill should be considered the "tip" and they should actually pay servers more than instead of double dipping the customer
 
Anything "added" to the bill should be considered the "tip" and they should actually pay servers more than instead of double dipping the customer
Amen. The concept of paying a server $5/hr and saying oh they will make a lot on tips is archaic
 
Yeah.... If they are charging 20%, I'm not tipping.

That's called automatic gratuity in the real world
Yea, the logic behind it is why I chose to avoid all the places with that stupid fee (it seemed common in St. Paul and Minneapolis, but not any of the other suburbs).

"We've gotten complaints from staff that we aren't paying enough. So we're taking advantage of this statute that let's us charge you even more money for your food and MAYBE give the staff a better wage. Maybe not though, so you should tip too."

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btw anyone else's state start instituting a "fair wage" charge on food?

It's the lulziest thing I've ever read about.



Yo dawg, we heard our employees arent getting paid enough, so we're charging you 20% then want you to tip on top of that.

Avoided every one of those places like the plague this weekend.

So, if I tipped 25-30% before, I'm only gonna tip 5-10% now, right? And hope the virtue signalling owner makes up the difference?
I also am seeing the scam of places turning the screen to you after you insert your card that asks for a tip. If I am picking up my food you are not getting a tip.

* I am not describing this very well, but hopefully someone gets what I am saying. It just feels like they automatically assume you are going to tip
 
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