What’s the most pretentious thing you’ve ever heard?

[steelerssb]

Muffy Crosswire is the rich bitch on Arthur, right?

Yeah. I always love when celebrities/billionaires act like this when people tell them to STFU

 

[steelerssb]

every time i look at her, i get hungry for pancakes. Her and John Legend have got to be one of the least attractive celebrity couples out there, tbh.

and fwiw, I work at a hotel and rich people tend to get offended when you mention price.

and lmao, now that I think about it, Chrissy Teigen is the epitome of the word "pretentious"

Chrissy Teigen getting bullied off of social media showed there was still some collective good in this world.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

The point is, you have no clue.

 

[fordman84]

Man has zero affect on the earths climate is equally as pretentious.

"effect"


THAT'S how you do pretentious, sirs.

 

[dbldwn711]

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

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I think of way too much hair gel as being more sad than pretentious, but to each their own.

 

[dbldwn711]

I think of way too much hair gel as being more sad than pretentious, but to each their own.

 

[Fish]

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If that's pretentious then so are tattooes and those stupid washer sized holes people put in their ear lobes. I've seen some you could almost put a broom handle through.

 

[steelerssb]

Someone I was in grad school with once unironically asked a girl from India if she rode elephants to school.

That statement isn't pretentious, but was said by someone incredibly pretentious/we don't have a dumbest statements thread.

 

[Fish]

I think of way too much hair gel as being more sad than pretentious, but to each their own.

How do you feel about man buns?

Fag tags?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

"effect"


THAT'S how you do pretentious, sirs.

I can out-pretentious that ...

ill requests, neigh demands an orange slice for his artisanal amber.

"nay"
"Neigh" is what horses do.

 

[ill]

ill requests, neigh demands an orange slice for his artisanal amber.

what do I request?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

How do you feel about man buns?

Fag tags?

"Man buns" are an oxymoron.

 

[steelerssb]

Seth Greenberg once said the Big East Basketball conference didn't matter because his network (ESPN) didn't carry many of their games.

 

[steelerssb]

Said this in another thread but...

ESPN talking about the bowls:
Fiesta Bowl
Sugar Bowl
Orange Bowl:
THE ROSE BOWL GAME GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL

 

[ill]

How do you feel about man buns?

Fag tags?

I forget what a fag tag is...

 

[Fish]

I forget what a fag tag is...

Little string of hair hanging down the middle of your neck...

 

[ill]

Little string of hair hanging down the middle of your neck...

like a rat tail?

I think we used to call these fag tags

 

[HammerDown]

Seth Greenberg once said the Big East Basketball conference didn't matter because his network (ESPN) didn't carry many of their games.

Speaking of college basketball and pretentious...

 

[Fish]

like a rat tail?

I think we used to call these fag tags

Yeah rat tail.

Called fag tags by the construction industry in the midwest.