Wednesday morning brought to you by eggs laid by free-range chickens

[ojb81]

Why wipe my ass more times than needed?

what, are you trying to save money on toilet paper? afraid too much TP use is gonna harm your 401K? is your ass to delicate to be wiped more than thrice per day?

 

[RubinRock]

morning all, woke up to thunderstorms

Murray doesn't like thunderstorms so is currently hiding in my closet

Not very 21st century of you to not encourage your dog out of closet

 

[ojb81]

morning all, woke up to thunderstorms

Murray doesn't like thunderstorms so is currently hiding in my closet

Murray a cat? dog?

 

[PnkPanther]

Murray a cat? dog?

Deadly pitbull

 

[DJ Fieri]

Morning all.

 

[ojb81]

Deadly pitbull

ugh...i see. .

 

[DJ Fieri]

Murray a cat? dog?

Sex slave kept in the basement and taken for walks every now and again.

 

[Me]

Morning all.

How did you sleep, dj?

 

[White Knight]

Why wipe my ass more times than needed?

So you don't have shit stains on your underwear.

 

[Me]

what, are you trying to save money on toilet paper? afraid too much TP use is gonna harm your 401K? is your ass to delicate to be wiped more than thrice per day?

I budget for 1 roll a week.

 

[Handicappers]

You people only shit once a day?

 

[Handicappers]

Sex slave kept in the basement and taken for walks every now and again.

Pink panther is a Clarkson alt?

 

[PnkPanther]

You people only shit once a day?

I'm not nearly as regular as some of these people

Need to change cereal

 

[DJ Fieri]

Pink panther is a Clarkson alt?

LOL.

 

[DJ Fieri]

How did you sleep, dj?

Fantastic.

 

[RubinRock]

You people only shit once a day?

Yes because i don't stuff myself with laxatives

 

[Me]

Yes because i don't stuff myself with laxatives

.... You don't drink Busch Light?

 

[Bender]

I had a late night deuce last night....something wasn't sitting right in there.

left the potato salad out too long.

 

[RubinRock]

.... You don't drink Busch Light?

you mean the nectar of the gods? yes. Not sure how the two relate

 

[Bender]

I budget for 1 roll a week.

ever get food poisoning and have to dip into the venmo money?