In high school, we got into a huge fight with bikers that were bouncing a Halloween party. My buddy saw one of them smacking a girl on the hood of a car when we were leaving. So he starts smacking the guy around. He screams to his buddies who come running. There was a big stand off for a few minutes with the big meathead of their group talking big shit to my friend that was bitch slapping the woman beater. I told him to come talk shit to me, and when he ignored me, I said," Look at me when I'm talking to you punk!" He tried to just bum rush me, and busted a bottle over his head, and the whole fucking street was mass fucking chaos.
It was about a fair fight from a numbers standpoint, but I think they got a little too comfortable and were drinking too heavily. No one left unscathed.
Probably one of the craziest fights I have been a part of, but the best part was we were all wearing costumes. I had a buddy wearing a full clown costume, and when the shit first went down, he got punched in the face and his rubber nose went flying. Later on I looked over and he was stomping on some dude with huge floppy clown shoes. I still laugh thinking about that.
I swear I don't know how the fuck I lived past the age of 17.
Im just gonna lean into the internet tough guy deal. fuck it. hahaha