What’s the most pretentious thing you’ve ever heard?

steelerssb said:
Yeah. I always love when celebrities/billionaires act like this when people tell them to STFU

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Just proves you can be bigoted against just about any piece of demographic information. :laugh:
 
beardown07 said:
Here I was thinking 18 holes in 95 degree weather, the day before a hernia surgery was kinda badass.:pout:
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Let me know how it goes, bro. I'm still on the fence about it, but if I do it, wont be until sometime this fall
 
This water is too dry.
 
ojb81 said:
Let me know how it goes, bro. I'm still on the fence about it, but if I do it, wont be until sometime this fall
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I am a week out and it's still pretty tender. Mine had become a nuisance. It was an umbilical hernia ftr.
 
beardown07 said:
I am a week out and it's still pretty tender. Mine had become a nuisance. It was an umbilical hernia ftr.
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Mine is as well. Its not really a problem for me, but, its noticeable and eventually I need to take care of it. But I might take some vacation time between now andnSeptember, so I'd rather wait until that's done with, first
 
ojb81 said:
Mine is as well. Its not really a problem for me, but, its noticeable and eventually I need to take care of it. But I might take some vacation time between now andnSeptember, so I'd rather wait until that's done with, first
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I would start the process now. With dumb covid, they are likely out weeks anyway. Mine got rushed cuz I had-had it for almost two years, and it had gotten pretty big. They can strangulate and be deadly. If it is part of the bowels, it's particularly dangerous. If it is just fat, it's not as dangerous. If you have had it for a while, and not experienced painful constipation or anything like that, it's prolly just fat, but it will just keep getting bigger, making the surgery a bigger deal.
 
beardown07 said:
I would start the process now. With dumb covid, they are likely out weeks anyway. Mine got rushed cuz I had-had it for almost two years, and it had gotten pretty big. They can strangulate and be deadly. If it is part of the bowels, it's particularly dangerous. If it is just fat, it's not as dangerous. If you have had it for a while, and not experienced painful constipation or anything like that, it's prolly just fat, but it will just keep getting bigger, making the surgery a bigger deal.
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Yeah i think mine is just fat from the spare tire 'round my midsection. Hmmm, maybe you're right...
 
I just thought of one.

My first wife bought a Kirby vacuum from a salesman one day I was at work. Like $15 a month. Like 41 years ago.
Supposed to make these payments at the local Kirby dealer. A few months later I got a letter saying that now the payments had to be mailed to some outfit I'd never heard of and they would be a little more. I called the Kirby guy and told him I wasn't doing that, I'd keep bringing the payments to his store. He said No. I said Well then come and get it, I'm not paying for it.

He said Well we'll sue you!!

WE HAVE A LAWYER ON RETAINER!!!!
 
A few years ago, some horse's ass used to talk about how he hates snowbirds and shit on them constantly. Guy was from WI and apparently lived in FL. :rolleyes2:

This same horse's ass also shit on the same 4-5 schools, while constantly talking about how he went to UF. Yeah, as if anybody gives a shit. :rolleyes:
 
Moving into a new home more than a few years ago, a neighbor I never met before walks up after noticing my rather long 210 Cm Rossignol snow skis I just carried into the Garage.

Back in the day that meant something, but this dude starts up like this ...

Him - "Nice skis, you any good?"
Me - "Not too bad"
Him - "Yeah? Well I'm better!' (With his chest all out, and an ear to ear grin)
Me - (With a crooked smile) "Is that right? How's that?"
Him - "Because I'm the local Ski Instructor."

:pound:

Turns out he was, and he was pretty good, but not so good to come off like that. He had a lot of style, but tips down he couldn't keep up. What a way to meet & greet your new neighbors, eh?

I guess that was a pretty damned pretentious thing to hear, just for the fact that I still remember it after all these years!
 
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Vita said:
Moving into a new home more than a few years ago, a neighbor I never met before walks up after noticing my rather long 210 Cm Rossignol snow skis I just carried into the Garage.

Back in the day that meant something, but this dude starts up like this ...

Him - "Nice skis, you any good?"
Me - "Not too bad"
Him - "Yeah? Well I'm better!' (With his chest all out, and an ear to ear grin)
Me - (With a crooked smile) "Is that right? How's that?"
Him - "Because I'm the local Ski Instructor."

:pound:

Turns out he was, and he was pretty good, but not so good to come off like that. He had a lot of style, but tips down he couldn't keep up. What a way to meet & greet your new neighbors, eh?

I guess that was a pretty damned pretentious thing to hear, just for the fact that I still remember it after all these years!
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