Leg Day Wednesday

[ill]

It's true. You have to have three current members sponsor you as part of the vetting process.

like my local gun range!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It's Costco for Walmart Carniefolk.

I've heard Costco is better from folks who know both, but Sam's is nothing like Walmart. I won't go into a Walmart.

I go to Sam's because there's one five minutes from my house and three from my office. Nearest Costco is 35 minutes away in a direction I rarely go.

 

[Me]

Apparently I got reported for calling communists communists on euro hoop last night

 

[stakesarehigh]

No. Did they stick their finger in your butt?

Close. Got the balls grabbed. I'm thinking I'm just going in for a basic biometric screen and I get ran through the full gauntlet. I guess this company runs their folks through a battery because of the amount of driving in the job? Idk. Was weird.

But yea..full physical in a CVS. Wasn't mentally prepared for that.

The nurse thanked me for wearing underwear (a female) I guess it's common for participants to go commando. Because that's not fucking weird.

 

[ill]

I've heard Costco is better from folks who know both, but Sam's is nothing like Walmart. I won't go into a Walmart.

I go to Sam's because there's one five minutes from my house and three from my office. Nearest Costco is 35 minutes away in a direction I rarely go.

we have a BJs nearby

Costco has good golf balls

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I've heard Costco is better from folks who know both, but Sam's is nothing like Walmart. I won't go into a Walmart.

I go to Sam's because there's one five minutes from my house and three from my office. Nearest Costco is 35 minutes away in a direction I rarely go.

Aren't Walmart and Sams Club always within like one block of each other?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Apparently I got reported for calling communists communists on euro hoop last night

jfcpfplz

 

[RobBase]

You've never had sex with a woman in your life. Your posts indicate just how gay you are.

He hates women. You don’t have to be a trained psychologist to see it from a mile away. And he hates dudes who are good w the ladies too. Can’t even talk about heath and fitness without triggering him.

But he’s at “work” all day.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Close. Got the balls grabbed. I'm thinking I'm just going in for a basic biometric screen and I get ran through the full gauntlet. I guess this company runs their folks through a battery because of the amount of driving in the job? Idk. Was weird.

But yea..full physical in a CVS. Wasn't mentally prepared for that.

The nurse thanked me for wearing underwear (a female) I guess it's common for participants to go commando. Because that's not fucking weird.

The ball bag fondle was through your underoos?

 

[stakesarehigh]

His point is stop crying and try to fit into a social situation that doesn’t include your mom, sister or volleyball lesbians.

I'd def be trying to bang the volleyball lesbos

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Close. Got the balls grabbed. I'm thinking I'm just going in for a basic biometric screen and I get ran through the full gauntlet. I guess this company runs their folks through a battery because of the amount of driving in the job? Idk. Was weird.

But yea..full physical in a CVS. Wasn't mentally prepared for that.

The nurse thanked me for wearing underwear (a female) I guess it's common for participants to go commando. Because that's not fucking weird.

Yeah, that's crazy. Reminds me of the time I got an exam from a fertility doctor and out of nowhere, BAM!, he surprised me with a digit in my ass. I was ill-prepared for that one, particularly with a hangover.

Anyway, did the doc grab your balls through your underwear? If not, why would she care if you wore them or not?

 

[stakesarehigh]

The ball bag fondle was through your underoos?

Nah it was more in the drawers without having to pull them down

 

[ill]

He hates women. You don’t have to be a trained psychologist to see it from a mile away. And he hates dudes who are good w the ladies too. Can’t even talk about heath and fitness without triggering him.

But he’s at “work” all day.

you and Gigi are cute together.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Apparently I got reported for calling communists communists on euro hoop last night

2/10.

LOL @ old hoop thread, plz.

 

[RobBase]

I don't need supplements to look good

You train like a woman riding bikes and playing volleyball so you don’t need manly things like added protein anyways. Maybe some soy milk.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Aren't Walmart and Sams Club always within like one block of each other?

I don't know. Seems like that would make good, logistical sense for the company, but I can't confirm it.

I do know that walking into this Sam's Club, which is within a block of a Walmart, is nothing like walking into a Walmart.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Apparently I got reported for calling communists communists on euro hoop last night

Well done

 

[williewilliejuan]

Yeah, that's crazy. Reminds me of the time I got an exam from a fertility doctor and out of nowhere, BAM!, he surprised me with a digit in my ass. I was ill-prepared for that one, particularly with a hangover.

Anyway, did the doc grab your balls through your underwear? If not, why would she care if you wore them or not?

I got that, too. Still get Christmas cards….

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

2/10.

LOL @ old hoop thread, plz.

First Kobe, now this.

Can you fucking believe these guys?

 

[stakesarehigh]

Yeah, that's crazy. Reminds me of the time I got an exam from a fertility doctor and out of nowhere, BAM!, he surprised me with a digit in my ass. I was ill-prepared for that one, particularly with a hangover.

Anyway, did the doc grab your balls through your underwear? If not, why would she care if you wore them or not?

There needs to be a warning before fingers start entering asses imo. This goes for every walk of life and every situation.

You probably didn't even require it just that the doc gets off on fingering asses