
First World problems...Cot dammit!! I was starving an hour ago so I put an egg on, then i forgot about it now I have a hard boiled egg instead of the soft boiled I wanted.![]()

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First World problems...Cot dammit!! I was starving an hour ago so I put an egg on, then i forgot about it now I have a hard boiled egg instead of the soft boiled I wanted.![]()
EGG-xactly!!Egg salad sammich?
They're, their
Remember: when life is a toilet, just make toilet wine
Possibly. Likely end up on a salad later.Egg salad sammich?
Will that salad be tossed?Possibly. Likely end up on a salad later.![]()
Chopped, motherfucker.Will that salad be tossed?
Well looks like Fred is going to hit Florida.Tropical Storm Kevin.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there's a tropical storm in the pacific and it's been named ...
Kevin.
I don't know why I find the fact there is a tropical storm named Kevin so funny, but I do.
Huh...don't those pacific storms usually have names that are more, well, Pacific?Tropical Storm Kevin.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there's a tropical storm in the pacific and it's been named ...
Kevin.
I don't know why I find the fact there is a tropical storm named Kevin so funny, but I do.
speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?
I'm gonna die, aren't I?
Huh...don't those pacific storms usually have names that are more, well, Pacific?
Well looks like Fred is going to hit Florida.
At least he's coming in wet.
speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?
I'm gonna die, aren't I?
Nothing better then a nice tossed salad. I make myself one every nightWill that salad be tossed?
UranediotThey're, their
Remember: when life is a toilet, just make toilet wine
Tropical Storm Kevin.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there's a tropical storm in the pacific and it's been named ...
Kevin.
I don't know why I find the fact there is a tropical storm named Kevin so funny, but I do.
speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?
I'm gonna die, aren't I?
speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?
I'm gonna die, aren't I?
You mean that mexikkin hallucination cactus?first symptom of a terminal diagnosis of peyronies disease