tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[CorpRebel]

Cot dammit!! I was starving an hour ago so I put an egg on, then i forgot about it now I have a hard boiled egg instead of the soft boiled I wanted.

First World problems...

 

[CorpRebel]

Egg salad sammich?

EGG-xactly!!

 

[huskers1217]

They're, their

Remember: when life is a toilet, just make toilet wine

 

[moxie]

Egg salad sammich?

Possibly. Likely end up on a salad later.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Possibly. Likely end up on a salad later.

Will that salad be tossed?

 

[moxie]

Will that salad be tossed?

Chopped, motherfucker.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Tropical Storm Kevin.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there's a tropical storm in the pacific and it's been named ...

Kevin.

I don't know why I find the fact there is a tropical storm named Kevin so funny, but I do.

 

[Inquisitor]

Tropical Storm Kevin.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there's a tropical storm in the pacific and it's been named ...

Kevin.

I don't know why I find the fact there is a tropical storm named Kevin so funny, but I do.

Well looks like Fred is going to hit Florida.

At least he's coming in wet.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Tropical Storm Kevin.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there's a tropical storm in the pacific and it's been named ...

Kevin.

I don't know why I find the fact there is a tropical storm named Kevin so funny, but I do.

Huh...don't those pacific storms usually have names that are more, well, Pacific?

 

[beardown07]

Chopped, motherfucker.

I see what you did there.

 

[Hu War Yu]

speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?

I'm gonna die, aren't I?

 

[Inquisitor]

speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?

I'm gonna die, aren't I?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Huh...don't those pacific storms usually have names that are more, well, Pacific?

I really don't know. I don't usually see much about tropical storms in the Pacific, I guess 'cause they rarely influence things up in my neck of the woods.

Well looks like Fred is going to hit Florida.

At least he's coming in wet.

Just Fred ... not even Frederick?

I'd say the storm namers are getting lazy, but maybe it's some sort of protest against the naming of winter storms that started fairly recently.

 

[huskers1217]

speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?

I'm gonna die, aren't I?

 

[Sportsguy]

Will that salad be tossed?

Nothing better then a nice tossed salad. I make myself one every night

 

[steelerssb]

They're, their

Remember: when life is a toilet, just make toilet wine

Uranediot

 

[steelerssb]

Tropical Storm Kevin.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there's a tropical storm in the pacific and it's been named ...

Kevin.

I don't know why I find the fact there is a tropical storm named Kevin so funny, but I do.

 

[Camfantasy]

speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?

I'm gonna die, aren't I?

first symptom of a terminal diagnosis of peyronies disease

 

[CorpRebel]

speaking of named tropical storms, you ever have your jaw pop multiple times, and every time you open your mouth it sounds like air is rushing through the side of your jaw?

I'm gonna die, aren't I?

Drink UP!!

 

[Hu War Yu]

first symptom of a terminal diagnosis of peyronies disease

You mean that mexikkin hallucination cactus?