tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[CorpRebel]

Karma for Robert Kraft selling his soul to the devil during the Brady years ?

Well... he was also preoccupied with his asian massage parlor "Happy Endings"!

NOT that there was anything wrong with that, mind you...

 

[Hu War Yu]

Judge goes corn!

 

[gobigred]

Judge goes corn!

@craigk217

 

[steelerssb]

Shouldn't it be maize?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Jiminez shoots the Kern!

 

[gobigred]

Jiminez shoots the Kern!

A-maize-ing

 

[steelerssb]

 

[steelerssb]

A-maize-ing

I corn't believe you went full Dole

 

[gobigred]

I corn't believe you went full Dole

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Juice is allegedly a professional, and other members have said he picked some good ones for them.

Meh...it'll be fine. I doubled-up and got my cost down to $60. Gotta wait for the news in 6 weeks or so.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Don't be so naive as to trust anyone posting on this site. I get my advice from a real professional.

You should give Venezuelan penny stocks a try. I hear they're about to explode!

 

[gobigred]

I corn't believe you went full Dole

At least was only one and not 4 or 5 in a row. I might have to ban myself from thread if went that far

 

[Inquisitor]

So I'm sitting on my front porch with a glass of North Coast Chardonnay and 92% THC vape just chillin', still pissed about the bum ass stock pick I got from that asshole @JuiceTheGator.

Hilarious.

Indeed.

 

[Dolemite censored]

A-maize-ing

My work here is almost done.

 

[gobigred]

My work here is almost done.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Zavala Stalks one!!

 

[Inquisitor]

So do the players of the winning team get ear-rings?

 

[gobigred]

So do the players of the winning team get ear-rings?

Two dozen ears of sweet corn

 

[steelerssb]

Aww, Shucks

 

[steelerssb]

I'm like 80 percent sure I got covered in a middle school football game by the guy who just got an interception for the Steelers.

Carry on with your puns.