Free Wendy's Friday

SlinkyRedfoot said:
Dave Thomas would hold you down and put a mushroom stamp on your oversized forehead.
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And fuck you - I have a 4.5, not a 5-head!



Shit. I should probably cut bangs again. :pout:
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
That's a sound fucking decision, Guy.

Like the time I drank a bottle of Maker's and four MGD tallboys. Sick as hell the next day and I blame the MGDs.
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
That's a sound fucking decision, Guy.

Like the time I drank a bottle of Maker's and four MGD tallboys. Sick as hell the next day and I blame the MGDs.
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They make really little bottles of that stuff, but still have the wax seal on the cap. Dedication.
 
MTVike said:
They make really little bottles of that stuff, but still have the wax seal on the cap. Dedication.
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They have won a shitton of marketing awards for that. Was actually started by the matriarch of the family who started melting the wax and dipping the bottles in the family kitchen. Ended up becoming a globally iconic brand marker. Pretty cool story.
 
MTVike said:
They make really little bottles of that stuff, but still have the wax seal on the cap. Dedication.
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I was planning a work event where reps from Makers will come onsite and dip souvenir glasses for everyone to take home. Event cancelled and I think that was one of the things I was most looking forward to doing.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
They have won a shitton of marketing awards for that. Was actually started by the matriarch of the family who started melting the wax and dipping the bottles in the family kitchen. Ended up becoming a globally iconic brand marker. Pretty cool story.
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Took me longer to peel off the wax than to drink the contents of the last bottle I got.
 
moxie said:
I was planning a work event where reps from Makers will come onsite and dip souvenir glasses for everyone to take home. Event cancelled and I think that was one of the things I was most looking forward to doing.
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What do you do with a glass that's dipped in wax? I mean, besides filling it with ground beef and sticking your dick in it.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
What do you do with a glass that's dipped in wax? I mean, besides filling it with ground beef and sticking your dick in it.
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Pee in it and pour it on Dave Thomas' grave.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
You keep besmirching Dave's good name and Wendy is gonna fuck you up proper.
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wendy is a little bitch, too. isn't she adopted? separated at birth with pippi longstocking, obvs, another orphan. Parents "died". Riiiiiiight! Orange headed freckle faces are not the easiest to rehome. Just ask @Camfantasy
 
moxie said:
wendy is a little bitch, too. isn't she adopted? separated at birth with pippi longstocking, obvs, another orphan. Parents "died". Riiiiiiight! Orange headed freckle faces are not the easiest to rehome. Just ask @Camfantasy
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I thought Dave was the orphan, and he spawned a ginger daughter?
 
Also, the whiskey discussion reminded me that it's been a hot minute since I've gotten into a glass of my whiskey. Gonna have to rectify that tonight.
 
moxie said:
wendy is a little bitch, too. isn't she adopted? separated at birth with pippi longstocking, obvs, another orphan. Parents "died". Riiiiiiight! Orange headed freckle faces are not the easiest to rehome. Just ask @[B]Camfantasy[/B]
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Is he a ginger?
 
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