tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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moxie said:
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Well, that is the personification of horrifying!!!

My Name Is Earl No GIF
 
@Peter Gozintite how do i fuck up my roof on purpose so insurance will buy me a new one? A tropical storm just came over us and i need to take full advantage of this opportunity.
 
Camfantasy said:
poosay ass storm came right over the top of us and i didn't even get to miss work
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I’m at work. But the dumbass running the plant stalled out a belt because the bearings are worn out and it doesn’t like water, so I had to actually work. Bullshit. I like to either stay hidden or fuck around on my dozer
 
moxie said:
Holy mother of pearl. I saw this article the other day about this Tess something-or-other chick that is "The definition of confident" or some fucked up headline. This big ass heifer who is wearing a fucking BIKINI, posted up on IG or tiktok or something. Then goes on to say she is ANOREXIC!! But a different kind of it, so people need to stop hating on her. It's fucking disgusting.
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Lizzo?
 
moxie said:
You should see the videos. :puke:
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Uh, no thanks.
Why in gawd's name would I want to subject myself to something like that.
Were it not for reading your post, I wouldn't even know that woman existed.

I'm sure I've said this before, I have compassion for those who have some sort of medical condition which makes them fat ... thyroid, or whatever, being a lazy ass and stuffing your fucking face full of food 24/7 is not a medical condition.
 
Camfantasy said:
@Peter Gozintite how do i fuck up my roof on purpose so insurance will buy me a new one? A tropical storm just came over us and i need to take full advantage of this opportunity.
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Make sure the policy covers storm and wind damage.

Never make a false claim to an insurance company.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I'm sure I've said this before, I have compassion for those who have some sort of medical condition which makes them fat ... thyroid, or whatever, being a lazy ass and stuffing your fucking face full of food 24/7 is not a medical condition.
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you'll hurt @Camfantasy 's feelings
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Uh, no thanks.
Why in gawd's name would I want to subject myself to something like that.
Were it not for reading your post, I wouldn't even know that woman existed.

I'm sure I've said this before, I have compassion for those who have some sort of medical condition which makes them fat ... thyroid, or whatever, being a lazy ass and stuffing your fucking face full of food 24/7 is not a medical condition.
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For the sheer trainwreck quality of it! :laugh:

She's a fucking bitch about it, too. I went down a little rabbit hole on it. I lol'd when that one super fit mom said, "Tess is an obese model (not thick, plus size or curvy)".

FACTS!
 
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