tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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huskers1217 said:
sounds good

The Filthy Animal

Buttermilk biscuit, fried chicken, pimento cheese, bacon, scrambled eggs smothered in gravy
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No wonder you are a big fat motherfucker.

For me that's two meals, breakfast and dinner: Bacon and eggs for breakfast and fried chicken and biscuit for dinner.

Fuck pimento cheese.
 
It may be just me, but there's something not right about eating chicken eggs and fried chicken at the same time.

Creepy.
 
steelerssb said:
"We're giving you one final courtesy call about your cars extended warranty before we close out your file."

Please for the love of god close out my file, I would love nothing more.
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Wait.... are there extended warranties available fer muh vehicles?!?
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
No wonder you are a big fat motherfucker.

For me that's two meals, breakfast and dinner: Bacon and eggs for breakfast and fried chicken and biscuit for dinner.

Fuck pimento cheese.
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still not fat enough for you to want to fuck me...
 
Interview went good. Very good vibe. I have three friends of mine who work in this department who are all vouching. I'd bet the chances are very very good but I haven't spoken with them yet.
 
Looking at the "Latest Posts" section on the home page here, it looks like @Wood20ks is enjoying himself in the NSFW Forum. All of the latest posts are in the NSFW
 
Skerpokes said:
Looking at the "Latest Posts" section on the home page here, it looks like @Wood20ks is enjoying himself in the NSFW Forum. All of the latest posts are in the NSFW
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If you took away all his posts from there, he'd probably have a 2-digit post count.

Not that I'm advocating for that in the least.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Congrats.
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Preciate it. I would have absolutely no fucking clue what I was doing for six months or so and would be on call allllll the fucking time.... But I'd also probably double (or more) my annual bring home and be living fairly comfortably here in bumfuck ally bamma. Would also be helping people live and not just helping them not hurt like I am now lulz.
 
Camfantasy said:
Interview went good. Very good vibe. I have three friends of mine who work in this department who are all vouching. I'd bet the chances are very very good but I haven't spoken with them yet.
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Camfantasy said:
Preciate it. I would have absolutely no fucking clue what I was doing for six months or so and would be on call allllll the fucking time.... But I'd also probably double (or more) my annual bring home and be living fairly comfortably here in bumfuck ally bamma. Would also be helping people live and not just helping them not hurt like I am now lulz.
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Good stuff. Hope you get it.
 
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