Fucking Friday

[MTVike]

Tomorrow is start of wife's vacation. Going to spend the day making plans. Don't laugh, we usually do it on the road. Big step.

Wife's still working?

Mine when she walks out the door..."Someone has to bring home the bacon..."

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

My wife called a little bit ago to get the specifics. She didn't come down to talk to me, so I'm assuming it's nothing major.

I'm guessing that he broke his thumb when he had it stuffed up his ass and fell off the bed and that's why everyone is being so coy about it.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I'm guessing that he broke his thumb when he had it stuffed up his ass and fell off the bed and that's why everyone is being so coy about it.

I had a buddy in high school whose mom was an ER nurse. According to her, there are a shockingly high number of people who come into the ER due to complications from sticking things up their butt.

 

[Me]

the question everyone is asking

did @gobucks0409 ever make it to Oregon or is he drunk in Colorado still?

I'm here and I went to strip club!


Bars close fucking early... About the only place we could drink past midnight

 

[Kburjr]

Wife's still working?

Mine when she walks out the door..."Someone has to bring home the bacon..."

I have to remind mine "not turkey bacon".

But, yeah, my wife refuses to retire. Just not in her wheelhouse.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I'm guessing that he broke his thumb when he had it stuffed up his ass and fell off the bed and that's why everyone is being so coy about it.

Corneal abrasions in both eyes.

Probable cause:

 

[Guy Incognito]

I had a buddy in high school whose mom was an ER nurse. According to her, there are a shockingly high number of people who come into the ER due to complications from sticking things up their butt.

I took a class in emergency procedures in college. One thing I remember from my textbook involved using a tongue depressor to get a glass jar out of someone's butt.

 

[ill]

I'm here and I went to strip club!


Bars close fucking early... About the only place we could drink past midnight

well you have met my expectations, so well done

 

[kobesgame]

4 whole days of work. How ever will you survive?

Because the other work I do isn't real work....

 

[PnkPanther]

Mrs Pnk brought home some thin mint coated almonds

Goodbye weight loss

 

[kobesgame]

We were supposed to go out to dinner with my in-laws tonight. Apparently something happened with my FIL, and he had to go to the ER. MIL just texted my wife about this, because trips to the ER don't merit a phone call.

Hope everything turns out alright.

 

[PnkPanther]

Leave for the Virgin Islands next Thursday.....this time next week I'll be sleeping off some jet lag.

 

[PnkPanther]

My wife flips her shit if we don't plan dinner. You're a lucky man.

we seem to have similar wives

can't pack, need meals planned, doesn't always think things through

 

[Kburjr]

Mrs Pnk brought home some thin mint coated almonds

Goodbye weight loss

Jesus, how big is the package?

 

[MTVike]

I have to remind mine "not turkey bacon".

But, yeah, my wife refuses to retire. Just not in her wheelhouse.

O' course. Then she'd have to be home with you.

 

[MTVike]

I took a class in emergency procedures in college. One thing I remember from my textbook involved using a tongue depressor to get a glass jar out of someone's butt.

dafuq

 

[PnkPanther]

I had a buddy in high school whose mom was an ER nurse. According to her, there are a shockingly high number of people who come into the ER due to complications from sticking things up their butt.

 

[PnkPanther]

Jesus, how big is the package?

it's from costco, so

 

[Kburjr]

O' course. Then she'd have to be home with you.

The feeling is mutual. May pull off a "van life" and follow the fall colors in October.

 

[Guy Incognito]

we seem to have similar wives

can't pack, need meals planned, doesn't always think things through

Pro for my wife: Not from Sconny.