Handsy and mouthy woman causes her husband to get KO’d in Pittsburgh

[Peter Gozintite]

Come find out.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I guarantee you'd love me in real life.

 

[moxie]

Right? What's he gonna do? Draw a picture of me with a wiener on my forehead?

 

[beardown07]

You big fucks come in underestimatin'. You'll be all chill, thinkin it's funneh, and then I'll come in like a rabid wolverine and bite your fucking dick off and then beat you with it.

 

[beardown07]

Right? What's he gonna do? Draw a picture of me with a wiener on my forehead?

I will paint you like one of my French girls, and then make you a fattening but delicious dinner.


You'll be all like, "Hey hon, can I hold your dick in my mouth?" lulz

 

[beardown07]

I'm drunk and beat to shit. I worked my ass off today, after 5 weeks of pretty steady inactivity. Kinda losing steam.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

You big fucks come in underestimatin'. You'll be all chill, thinkin it's funneh, and then I'll come in like a rabid wolverine and bite your fucking dick off and then beat you with it.

Ok Pillsbury dough boy, ok...

 

[moxie]

I'm drunk and beat to shit. I worked my ass off today, after 5 weeks of pretty steady inactivity. Kinda losing steam.

Soooo... you walked to mailbox?

 

[beardown07]

Ok Pillsbury dough boy, ok...

You are hurtful.

You could not fight me if you tried.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'm drunk and beat to shit. I worked my ass off today, after 5 weeks of pretty steady inactivity. Kinda losing steam.

Walk it off bech

 

[beardown07]

Soooo... you walked to mailbox?

Fuck no!? It's like a mile away.

 

[beardown07]

Drink it off bech

fify

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Fuck no!? It's like a mile away.

Go "coach" soccer

 

[beardown07]

Go "coach" soccer

Nah...not doing Fall. That's fishing/camping/floating time.

 

[Handicappers]

Nah...not doing Fall. That's fishing/camping/floating time.