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I think he'll marry her just to show his former girlfriend someone wants him.

Why, he's already getting the benefits of being with her and no hassle that marriage would bring...
 
I think he'll marry her just to show his former girlfriend someone wants him.
also this chick is not marriage material.
 
Seriously? You mean to tell me you wouldn't try this with someone you were just itching to dump?
I wouldn't. I guess I've never been pissed enough to go to that effort.

I haven't had many extended relationships and when they ended, I wasn't really looking to hurt any of them.
 
Seriously? You mean to tell me you wouldn't try this with someone you were just itching to dump?
I mean, this is attention whoring to the 100th level. Don't really understand the point. The $5 would be better spent towards a beer.
 
I am a sucker. I am aware.

also not good at saying "no"
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I mean, this is attention whoring to the 100th level. Don't really understand the point. The $5 would be better spent towards a beer.
Word.

And if I ever were in a situation that I wanted vengeance on a woman that badly, I can think of a lot better ways to obtain it. I'm having unspeakable thoughts about a 150-ft spool of parachute cord, a 16-oz tube of astroglide, a kiddie pool, a posthole digger and my camera phone.
 
I mean, this is attention whoring to the 100th level. Don't really understand the point. The $5 would be better spent towards a beer.
The fact you think you can get a beer at a ballpark for $5 is precious
 
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