Windy City Thursday

[kobesgame]

Got a cat last night for Lil' Kobe. It Houdini'd its' way out through a locked cat door and we haven't seen it since. That was a fun 3:30am wake up call from the kids. Hopefully she'll find her way back, but I'm skeptical because she was only here for about 4-7 hours before she disappeared.

 

[Me]

Damn it. Hate it when SA leaves the door unlocked... Let's play "will I die today"

 

[stakesarehigh]

Asking my kid about his day at school and he keeps referencing a girl named 69

Of which we have tried valiantly to let him know that couldn't be her name

 

[RoyMunson]

Damn it. Hate it when SA leaves the door unlocked... Let's play "will I die today"

 

[Fish]

Damn it. Hate it when SA leaves the door unlocked... Let's play "will I die today"

Clear the apartment room by room. Make sure of your target and what's behind it. You don't want to shoot any friendlies.

 

[Bender]

Asking my kid about his day at school and he keeps referencing a girl named 69

Of which we have tried valiantly to let him know that couldn't be her name

technically it's six of nine, but 69 is just easier to go by

 

[Bender]

Got a cat last night for Lil' Kobe. It Houdini'd its' way out through a locked cat door and we haven't seen it since. That was a fun 3:30am wake up call from the kids. Hopefully she'll find her way back, but I'm skeptical because she was only here for about 4-7 hours before she disappeared.

just follow the trail of dead animals and you'll find it.

put out any food/litter box?

 

[Bender]

Clear the apartment room by room. Make sure of your target and what's behind it. You don't want to shoot any friendlies.

just the other day he's asking us to kill him, now he's Johnny "Please Don't Kill Me". Needs to make up his mind. Some of us have schedules to keep.

 

[Bender]

so, a grand on the angels would net me $833. tough to pull the trigger. for now i'll just be a bitch. still time until 1300.

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wow, didn't think my jinx would be this strong

 

[Me]

I'm alive.

 

[basement bias]

I'm alive.

Is it bad I thought of you becoming Oscar Pistorious?

 

[DraftNerd]

Is it bad I thought of you becoming Oscar Pistorious?

 

[kobesgame]

just follow the trail of dead animals and you'll find it.

put out any food/litter box?

Put it out, but it hasn’t been touched as of 9pm tonight. Even put a can of tuna out there. So now we’ll probably have raccoons in our garage.

 

[Bender]

Put it out, but it hasn’t been touched as of 9pm tonight. Even put a can of tuna out there. So now we’ll probably have raccoons in our garage.

oh right, the plan was for this to live in the barn anyway. you get what you give.

 

[Bender]

not gonna lie, should have had a nice place for them built ready to go

they'll want to stay.

instead you have to let lil kobes know the cat didn't like her.

 

[kobesgame]

not gonna lie, should have had a nice place for them built ready to go

they'll want to stay.

instead you have to let lil kobes know the cat didn't like her.

We had all the stuff built up…cat tower, toys, cat door (it was locked and blocked by a box, but that fucker figured out how to push the box out of the way and unlock the door), and we even set up the tent in the garage and had the kids stay out there overnight with her.

The cat definitely just didn’t want us as a family.

 

[Me]

just the other day he's asking us to kill him, now he's Johnny "Please Don't Kill Me". Needs to make up his mind. Some of us have schedules to keep.

Death. You can come back

 

[PnkPanther]

We had all the stuff built up…cat tower, toys, cat door (it was locked and blocked by a box, but that fucker figured out how to push the box out of the way and unlock the door), and we even set up the tent in the garage and had the kids stay out there overnight with her.

The cat definitely just didn’t want us as a family.

i've seen true crime documentaries like this


"their children were forced to sleep out back in tent with feral barn cats"

 

[moxie]

You turds scared me. Saw this at the top of the new threads and thought it was Thursday

Happy Friday & carry on!

 

[Bender]

Death. You can come back

let me check the boards policy on alternates and they'll be right with you