Groggy Monday Morning

[SlinkyRedfoot]

you're article called it a "position" didn't it?

It's not my article but I don't think so.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I saw a pile of dog shit in my front yard that made me think of you.

You sucked on it, didn't you?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I would say I would rate getting a handjob significantly higher than not getting a handjob. How fucking spoiled is this guy who holds out for a specific brand of pleasure?

Word.

It might have been him a while ago saying he doesn't like road head.

 

[ill]

You object to a handy?

it's not preferred

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I don't like the handjob position.

-ill

 

[ill]

Word.

It might have been him a while ago saying he doesn't like road head.

that was not me.

I think that was Flavortown

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

that was not me.

I think that was Flavortown

I think you're right.

 

[ill]

I don't like the handjob position.

-ill

Sorry your post does refer to it as an act.

Still, I don't disagree. It's overrated

 

[PeoplesChicken]

it's not preferred

I admit I am struggling to understand what exactly you do prefer?

 

[Fish]

I admit I am struggling to understand what exactly you do prefer?

He needs to climb out of that closet and look around

 

[Me]

I admit I am struggling to understand what exactly you do prefer?

Orifices

 

[williewilliejuan]

I admit I am struggling to understand what exactly you do prefer?

Sounds like he prefers abstinence over an icky girl touching him in his private place.

 

[ill]

I admit I am struggling to understand what exactly you do prefer?

Holes, motherfucker

 

[ill]

Orifices

I don't think they know what that word means
I feel like I have been very clear.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Holes, motherfucker

TIL:

@ill would rather couch bomb than get a handy.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Holes, motherfucker

You understand that you don’t just jump to holes, right? There’s a process and a buildup before you get there. Real girls are different from the inflatable ones.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Sounds like he prefers abstinence over an icky girl touching him in his private place.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You understand that you don’t just jump to holes, right? There’s a process and a buildup before you get there. Real girls are different from the inflatable ones.

A typical female: Oh, ill, kiss me you fool!

ill: I just want your holes

 

[Inquisitor]

Holes, motherfucker

Is this porn for you?

 

[Guy Incognito]

A typical female: Oh, ill, kiss me you fool!

ill: I just want your holes

What "typical" female talks like she just fell out of a 1940s/noir detective film?