Groggy Monday Morning

[ill]

You understand that you don’t just jump to holes, right? There’s a process and a buildup before you get there. Real girls are different from the inflatable ones.

 

[PnkPanther]

We on our way yo the St Thomas airport.

THis is the first we're hearing about this trip

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I can appreciate some nice calves

 

[PeoplesChicken]

What "typical" female talks like she just fell out of a 1940s/noir detective film?

Have you been following this thread at all? I think this scenario is pretty spot on

 

[PnkPanther]

it's a joke.

but my preference is my preference.

I'd be like "wtf are you doing" if she started giving me a handy.

again, not in grade school

i went to wrong grade school

 

[PnkPanther]

so you just take what you can get?

sorry to hear that.

I'm married for 10 years, so

 

[PeoplesChicken]

i went to wrong grade school

@SlinkyRedfoot got handy's all the time in grade school

Granted, it was an all boys school but that still counts

 

[ill]

saw him on Friday.

golf fans are annoying as fuck.

and they all dress like they are going golfing, which is weird as fuck

 

[PnkPanther]

A typical female: Oh, ill, kiss me you fool!

ill: I just want your holes

 

[Me]

saw him on Friday.

golf fans are annoying as fuck.

and they all dress like they are going golfing, which is weird as fuck

The golf shoes guys are fucking weird. When I go, I will wear a polo shirt (like I would typically wear on a course) and a pair of shorts. That's just normal.

 

[Kburjr]

Hookers charge less for handjobs or so my friend says.

 

[Me]

Hookers charge less for handjobs or so my friend says.

What kind of lazy fuck pays someone to do something they can quickly and easily do themselves?

 

[ill]

The golf shoes guys are fucking weird. When I go, I will wear a polo shirt (like I would typically wear on a course) and a pair of shorts. That's just normal.

oh they have the golf shirts all tucked in with a belt and they all wear a hat for the most notorious course they have played.

I didn't look at anyone's shoes.

 

[Me]

oh they have the golf shirts all tucked in with a belt and they all wear a hat for the most notorious course they have played.

I didn't look at anyone's shoes.

When I've gone to the Memorial, there are enough people wearing the shoes to notice.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You understand that you don’t just jump to holes, right? There’s a process and a buildup before you get there. Real girls are different from the inflatable ones.

Stop kissing my neck and let me shove this in your ass.

-ill

 

[MTVike]

Hookers charge less for handjobs or so my friend says.

Included in the price of the massage at places my friend goes.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

A typical female: Oh, ill, kiss me you fool!

ill: I just want your holes

Hey lady, what percentage of your holes are accessible?

-ill

 

[Me]

Hey lady, what percentage of your holes are accessible?

-ill

And what's the wait time?

 

[PnkPanther]

Included in the price of the massage at places my friend goes.

 

[ill]

Stop kissing my neck and let me shove this in your ass.

-ill

I have my limits, Slink