Do You Wash Your Feet?

Do You Wash Your Feet???

  • Obviously Yes

    Votes: 10 62.5%

  • Why Is This a Poll?

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • All My Exes Moved To Texas

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No I’m a Filthy Hobbit

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • I wash them in potato salad

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • Total voters
    16
Gatorchip said:
Can you get lucky in the Virgin Islands, or is it illegal?
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After we hit up the strip bar last night....went home and got lucky with the wife.
 
moxie said:
Yes, we talked about this earlier this year.

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Let's see if Rob can top 9 pages
Do you wash your feet in the shower?
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Between all of this “I eat spoiled meat and don’t wash my feet” chatter, I’m starting to thing the message board community, the pro wrestling community and the comic con community is made up of mostly the same people.
 
Fairly sure I washed my feet in the VI.
 
DJ said:
After we hit up the strip bar last night....went home and got lucky with the wife.
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Confusing… You and the stripper got with the wife, or you mean the person who went to a strip club with you, or was your wife at the strip club?
 
I like how even Rob's avatar is looking at what he writes and is like "what the fuck did I just read?"

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People who play bungle toe don't...
 
DJ said:
After we hit up the strip bar last night....went home and got lucky with the wife.
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Gatorchip said:
Confusing… You and the stripper got with the wife, or you mean the person who went to a strip club with you, or was your wife at the strip club?
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Back in 2000, the wife and I flew down to Satellite Beach, FL for my buddy's wedding. My wife didn't want to hang out with a bunch of chicks she didn't know for the bachelorette party and my buddy's other friends didn't want my wife tagged along for the bachelor party, so the wife and I decided to independently patronize the first strip club on my buddy's agenda.

I bought my wife a lap dance so everyone in the party that shunned her could see. Then the wife & I left the club and I fucked her on the beach.
 
RP-29 said:
Back in 2000, the wife and I flew down to Satellite Beach, FL for my buddy's wedding. My wife didn't want to hang out with a bunch of chicks she didn't know for the bachelorette party and my buddy's other friends didn't want my wife tagged along for the bachelor party, so the wife and I decided to independently patronize the first strip club on my buddy's agenda.

I bought my wife a lap dance so everyone in the party that shunned her could see. Then the wife & I left the club and I fucked her on the beach.
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ill said:
I like how even Rob's avatar is looking at what he writes and is like "what the fuck did I just read?"

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It’s how girls look at you when you try explaining how you don’t wash your feet.
 
ojb81 said:
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The place was called "Tootsies". I remember that because my wife got a white towel from the place with their name on it when I bought her the dance. The place doesn't exist anymore and I don't know exactly which strip mall it was in along A1A, but if it was still there I could point exactly where my seed was spilled on the beach across the street and down the road to the south a little. It was dark when I tapped it, but that area is illuminated enough to see pretty clearly in the dark, so if anyone was looking out the nearby condo/resort window at the beach at that time they got a nice free show.
 
See I told you it wasn’t controversial. Maybe in rural hillbilly USA it is. But not in the real world.
 
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So we have a board full of women...
 
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