8.31.21 Tuesday. The end is near

Deuce and Coal were eating breakfast at the table....

Coal: "I want some milk, please."

(Deuce goes to get Coal some milk, but was taking his time)

Coal: "COME ON....you're the fucking worst."

I have no idea where he gets it from.....
 
RobBase ( + poster) said:
Greatest avatar ever.

:yes:
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lies

Avatar The Last Airbender GIF
 
RoyMunson said:
few more rainbows from fish and you're going to move into the "not worth talking to column"
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Ya I goaded some lonely old man to spend his time being annoyed by me and acting silly for his online friends. Great.

I almost feel bad for him. And you guys.
 
Guy Incognito said:
No way. The lobsters from Lake Michigan are known the world over for their taste, and are a prized delicacy by those in the know.
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I remember one of my coworkers asking the waitress at this bar on the water in Racine if the fish he just ordered was sushi grade. She's like... uh, it's from the freezer. Probably the only thing on the menu that wasn't fried.
 
kobesgame said:
Deuce and Coal were eating breakfast at the table....

Coal: "I want some milk, please."

(Deuce goes to get Coal some milk, but was taking his time)

Coal: "COME ON....you're the fucking worst."

I have no idea where he gets it from.....
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My son, when he was about 3 to 4, would say "GOT DAMMIT" whenever he dropped something, or didnt get what he wanted.

Same
 
RobBase ( + poster) said:
Ya I goaded some lonely old man to spend his time being annoyed by me and acting silly for his online friends. Great.

I almost feel bad for him. And you guys.
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use the term "minor leaguer" and you'll complete the transition to douche.
 
A former client of mine who I just got judgment against and started garnishing his wages is unloading emails on me right now. He always does this when he's drunk. Total jibberish, but somehow "fuck you" and "cunt" always are spelled right and in context even though nothing else is.
 
can Rob change his user name to Rob (- poster) so soon?

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kobesgame said:
A former client of mine who I just got judgment against and started garnishing his wages is unloading emails on me right now. He always does this when he's drunk. Total jibberish, but somehow "fuck you" and "cunt" always are spelled right and in context even though nothing else is.
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Tribute to a good fucking cunt that he takes the time to ensure that you fuck yourself good and properly, you cunt.
 
kobesgame said:
A former client of mine who I just got judgment against and started garnishing his wages is unloading emails on me right now. He always does this when he's drunk. Total jibberish, but somehow "fuck you" and "cunt" always are spelled right and in context even though nothing else is.
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he didn't have any cars you wanted?
 
I spent $100 on Amazon on stupid household stuff yesterday. Very unsatisfying purchases.

but I need air filters for the house and a battery for my watch and more melatonin...
 
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