Do You Wash Your Feet?

Do You Wash Your Feet???

  • Obviously Yes

    Votes: 10 62.5%
  • Why Is This a Poll?

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • All My Exes Moved To Texas

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No I’m a Filthy Hobbit

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • I wash them in potato salad

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • Total voters
    16
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Oh man. Weird Science. Loved that shit when I was little. One of a few movies I remember watching over and over again on beta.
Yeah, I watched it a lot when I was younger too... One thing I always cursed at about the movie, though, was this:


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Even as a young'un I was like, "FUCK NO! Keep them tiddies big!"
 
Yeah, I watched it a lot when I was younger too... One thing I always cursed at about the movie, though, was this:


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Even as a young'un I was like, "FUCK NO! Keep them tiddies big!"
Nah, bro. Anything bigger than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue.

<flips quarter to Gary>
 
I guess you don't believe in gravity...
i do. i also believe in having clean feet. amazingly enough, the two are not mutually exclusive. imagine that!
 
i do. i also believe in having clean feet. amazingly enough, the two are not mutually exclusive. imagine that!

and somehow my feet are clean without scrubbing them... what a world...
 
and somehow my feet are clean without scrubbing them... what a world...

i doubt it. no doubt your shoes probably reek to high hell
 
i doubt it. no doubt your shoes probably reek to high hell
I still don't think you understand gravity.

When showering, soap and water runs down your body to your ____________?

a. head
b. fingers
c. feet
d. ass

choose all that apply.
 
I still don't think you understand gravity.

When showering, soap and water runs down your body to your ____________?

a. head
b. fingers
c. feet
d. ass

choose all that apply.

soapy water running down your body isn't simply enough to be thought of as "clean", it's just not, especially when we're talking about the soles of feet. You need an implement of some sort (i.e. wash rag, foot scrubber, something) and you must grind that soap and water into the skin.

never thought i'd be giving another grown man lessons on how to bathe on a sports forum, but, here we are!
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I still don't think you understand gravity.

When showering, soap and water runs down your body to your ____________?

a. head
b. fingers
c. feet
d. ass

choose all that apply.
so does this mean you don't actually scrub your ass, either? i mean, it just "runs" down your body, your asshole area should be nice and tidy, right? no need to actually scrub it....right? i mean, hell, just shampoo your hair and your whole body is good to go! shampoo's soap, is it not?
:dhd:
 
so does this mean you don't actually scrub your ass, either? i mean, it just "runs" down your body, your asshole area should be nice and tidy, right? no need to actually scrub it....right? i mean, hell, just shampoo your hair and your whole body is good to go! shampoo's soap, is it not?
:dhd:

did you not see the graphic?
 
soapy water running down your body isn't simply enough to be thought of as "clean", it's just not, especially when we're talking about the soles of feet. You need an implement of some sort (i.e. wash rag, foot scrubber, something) and you must grind that soap and water into the skin.

never thought i'd be giving another grown man lessons on how to bathe on a sports forum, but, here we are!
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You're preaching... but nobody is listening.

you know what they call a leader with no followers? just a guy taking a walk.
 
You're preaching... but nobody is listening.

you know what they call a leader with no followers? just a guy taking a walk.

lol whatever you say, pig pen. go stand over there, please; i don't want to smell yo stanky azz
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