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[Wild Turkey]

Ouch: Tennessee Man Cuts Off His Penis During Police Chase

Tennessee man Tyson Gilbert went way off the rails Wednesday morning during a police chase and cut off his penis as Tennessee state troopers were hauling ass behind his Honda Accor

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Tennessee man Tyson Gilbert went way off the rails Wednesday morning during a police chase and cut off his penis as Tennessee state troopers were hauling ass behind his Honda Accord. The 39-year-old Cookeville, TN native told police he was hearing voices and the radio told him to cut off his penis to help save the world.

So Gilbert took a knife, cut off his penis and launched it out the window during the pursuit from Dowelltown, TN to Lebanon on Highway 70, according to WJLE.

 

[TheReal_NU]

Ouch: Tennessee Man Cuts Off His Penis During Police Chase

Tennessee man Tyson Gilbert went way off the rails Wednesday morning during a police chase and cut off his penis as Tennessee state troopers were hauling ass behind his Honda Accor

www.outkick.com

Tennessee man Tyson Gilbert went way off the rails Wednesday morning during a police chase and cut off his penis as Tennessee state troopers were hauling ass behind his Honda Accord. The 39-year-old Cookeville, TN native told police he was hearing voices and the radio told him to cut off his penis to help save the world.

So Gilbert took a knife, cut off his penis and launched it out the window during the pursuit from Dowelltown, TN to Lebanon on Highway 70, according to WJLE.

You misspelled Florida.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Ouch: Tennessee Man Cuts Off His Penis During Police Chase

Tennessee man Tyson Gilbert went way off the rails Wednesday morning during a police chase and cut off his penis as Tennessee state troopers were hauling ass behind his Honda Accor

www.outkick.com

Tennessee man Tyson Gilbert went way off the rails Wednesday morning during a police chase and cut off his penis as Tennessee state troopers were hauling ass behind his Honda Accord. The 39-year-old Cookeville, TN native told police he was hearing voices and the radio told him to cut off his penis to help save the world.

So Gilbert took a knife, cut off his penis and launched it out the window during the pursuit from Dowelltown, TN to Lebanon on Highway 70, according to WJLE.

To be fair, the voice was probably correct in a small, incremental way.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I’ve been to Cookeville, TN. I understand where he’s coming from.

 

[ojb81]

Bahaha! Third comment under the story: "That's cutting off your dick to spite your crotch..."

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Is this a new thing the kids are doing?

 

[Inquisitor]

A guy like this not being able to procreate is a good thing.

 

[NU_WTF?]

To be fair, the voice was probably correct in a small, incremental way.

if he wanted to help, he need to go for the scrote

 

[RobBase]

told police the radio told him to cut off his penis to help save the world.

I also hate Pink’s music.

 

[DragonFromTo]

if he wanted to help, he need to go for the scrote

 

[Wild Turkey]

I also hate Pink’s music.

Then your obligated to cut off your penis.

I don’t make the rules.

 

[douggie]

A guy like this not being able to procreate is a good thing.

He should have cut his balls off.

 

[dbldwn711]

He should have cut his balls off.

you sound like @RobBase ( + poster) wife.

 

[DragonFromTo]

I just noticed the subject line typo... really more of a subtraction

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[wildturkey]

World is still here, ain't it? I'd say this man is a hero

 

[Kburjr]

You misspelled Florida.

Seems to be a bad habit

 

[Guy Incognito]

Title is wrong.

This is penis subtraction.

Edit: fuck, ninjad.

 

[DragonFromTo]

World is still here, ain't it? I'd say this man is a hero